Pencil sharpener

See this? Funny, see? See? Funny! Ha! Ha? Ha ha ha ha! Makes you laugh, see? Funny! Ha!

You see this? It's a pencil sharpener. Put a pencil in.

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Twist it around.

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Comes out nice and pointy, see?

See this? Not funny, see? Hurts, see? Ow! Ow ow ow! See? See how it hurts? Bad, see?

Twist and couple of more times and it's even sharper. See? See?

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Now grab the pencil and stick it in your eye.

Now stick it in your other eye.

Lot's of blood, see?

And pain.

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See?

No you don't, because you don't have any eyes!

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See?