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Piedmontese is a language that doesn't exist. It is spoken nowhere by 0 people. It is ontologically categorized in the Imaginary language family, which also includes Klingon and Esperanto.

Answering Piedmontese apologists[edit]

  • "If Piedmontese doesn't exist, what do they speak in Piedmont?": Italian. Do the people in Switzerland speak Swiss? No. Do the people in Missouri speak Missourian? Yes. No.
  • "Wikipedia recognizes Piedmontese.": Consider your source.

In conclusion, Piedmontese doesn't exist because if it did, then the Missourians would want their own language.