QuadraInfiniUltraDeathMegaGigaTeraBillionPenUltimate Explosion

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  I'm too supermegallena for this. *hic*  
The QuadraInfiniUltraDeathMegaGigaTeraBillionPenUltimate Explosion, shown here minutes before explosion, affecting Planet Earth.

This explosion is boss. Nothing can survive it. Not even you. Or them. And lo! I speak of them for their end, your end, my end, Bcbkye's end, your mom's end, and probably Flameviper's end too, is nigh. You will all be QuadraInfiniUltraDeathMegaGigaTeraBillionPenUltimately conflagratated and then burnt. And then probably killed by the pure awesome. But don't worry! For your death shall be so instantenous you probably won't have time to feel it. This explosion is caused only when every germ in existence suddenly has a craving for bananas and, as stated, goes bananas for the bananas. This causing them to move so quickly that the earth starts to burn down and explode. Thus, you're dead. Best to stray away from existence when this happens. It could be true, it could be blue, it could be grue. But we know that it's dangerous. Very dangerous. It can also happen to you by eating Mr. Briggs Brand Thermal Detonators, which, although yummy, are not food. Don't eat. Bad doggy! Bad illogicopedian! Oglethorpe. Ratata.


IT WILL DESTROY US UNLESS WE REPENT AND BEGIN TO WORSHIP OUR LORD, CHUCK NORRIS!