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Welcome to Illogiquotes, the quote database which asema started ages ago but no one seems to use!

So you've entered the world of IRC/MSN, with a belt strapped to your buckle, or perhaps the other way of the round. You walk in smoothly, carefully, and better than everyone else. Suddenly, you are accosted by meaningful conversation!

<Op> loll eeeeeeeee
<Dude1> ffffffffff
<Dude2> gggggggggg
<You> Uh... hi?
YOU have been kicked by Op (incorrect)

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