Illogiquote:Afroman

The following are to be sung to the song Cause I got high by Afroman'.

To make a quote, use a famous person doing something stupid, or failing to do something good followed with "but then I got high." Reaffirm the stupidity in the second line, again followed with "but then I got high." In the third line, state a consequence of that action, followed with "and I know why". The last line will be "'cause I got high" three times.

Here are some examples (add more good ones):

Jesus

I was gonna die on a cross for your sins, but then I got high.

I was gonna get you into heaven, but then I got high.

But now, you're not saved, and I know why,

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!

Dwight Eisenhower

I was gonna invade Normandy, but then I get high.

I was gonna set Europe free, but then I got high.

But now, Hitler rules the world, and I know why,

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!

Abraham Lincoln

I was gonna free the slaves, but then I got high.

I was gonna reunite the States, but then I got high.

But now you're pickin' cotton, and I know why,

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!

Barack Obama

I was gonna run for President, but then I got high.

I was gonna really make a change, but then I got high.

But now, McCain and Palin won, and I know why,

'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high!