Quote:Bart Simpson on the chalkboard

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Bart Simpson is notorious for writing crap on a chalkboard after pulling stunts. Feel free to add quotes here.

Michael Jackson did not eat my ear off last night
Illogicopedia is not an acceptable source for a history report.
I will not put LSD in the teacher's coffee.
Getting in trouble is not good.
Flying Taco Disease is not real and will not be used to stay home.
My dad did not kill a Pikachu.
I will not visit nasty sites on the principal's computer when he isn't looking.
I will not put tacks on the teacher's chair.
I will not tie other student's shoelaces together.
Cats do not eat homework.
Family Guy sucks
No regerets.