RAF

The RAF, or "Red Arse Fnurdles", is the air force of Britain, composed completely of fnurdles and using drugs to fart-propel them at the enemy. Unfortunately, this results in a lot of strain on the buttocks and surrounding areas, resulting in burst blood vessels and permanent redness in the affected area.

Service

Fnurdles are usually born into the RAF, often a result of in-breeding.

Service ends when the gluteus maximii become too enlarged to allow effective propulsion. Sadly, this is ignored much too often, causing farts to leak out of other bodily orifices and propelling them backwards - or even downwards - with great force, causing large foul-smelling red stains on the first object they come into contact with.

History Future

THEY ARE ALL GOING TO DIE LIVE UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.

Which, incidentally, is also when Chuck Norris uses more than 1 blow to end a fight.

(Hint: it's forever.)