Roger Federer
Roger Federer's calculated serve speed average disproves all of modern science theories and creates a sonic boom so loud that the sonic boom created creates another sonic boom.
It is a proven fact the Federer came before Fedex and Federer was going to sue them, but he did not need to.
Federer doesn't chase the ball, the ball comes to Federer.
Federer once hit a ball and it disappeared, the reason was because of disintegration or it lapsed space time continuum.
Federer + Federer = Federer
Federer divided by zero is equal to Federer
Federer once beat the wall, and continued to play afterwords
Federer scored a 2410 on his SAT... math section
For a challenge federer once played a whole match against Nadal with the racquet held backwards... 6-0 6-0 6-0.
Federer has played tennis with Arthur Ashe and cause him to go into retirement.
Justine Henin retired, she was scared of Federer.
Federer has been number one since the war of 1812.
Doctors have developed a new disease called Federer. It is when you can't lose...ever
The Bubonic Plague was really just a side effect of Federer's birth
Federer doesn't play tennis, tennis plays Federer
Wimbledon 2008, Federer lost in order to keep his human identity secret
Switzerland would not be a country if Federer was born elsewhere.
Chuck Norris and Federer once met...Anyone within a 3 mile radius of them instantaneously died
Federer is quoted saying, " ."
Federer doesn't use periods when he writes.
Federer was born of a virgin mother.
Nadal once asked Federer for his autograph after their match.
Federer doesn't need a tennis ball to beat you at tennis.
Federer recently challenged Chuck Norris to a dinner party, of course this was a joke between themselves cause they don't eat food.
Beer doesn't get Federer drunk, Federer gets beer Federered.
The difference between Federer and you is that he can do anything you do 38.7 times better, faster and more efficient than you.
Federer does not make a Dopler effect when he drives.
The speed of light was set at the beginning of time by how fast Federer is
There is no such thing as a true vacuum because Federer says so.
Everything is subjective interpretation of what Federer thinks.
The universe once ended because of Federer... he had mercy that day and undid it.
36% of the universe's energy is within Federer.
The ball is afraid of going out when Federer hits it.
Penn once attempted to sue Federer for monopolizing tennis, Federer just looked at Penn and the case ended.
The United States constitution was really written and signed by Federer.
When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force, Roger Federer is the result.
Nadal sucks.
Wilson had to make a special racket for Federer, it is made of nuclear fusion.
Federer is the only known man who can eat the universe and make anti-gravity while eating tennis balls with his ass.
Jesus Christ is the son of Roger Federer.
Jesus Christ IS Roger Federer!!!
Art... Language... Roger Federer made 'em.
History[edit | edit source]
On the seventh day Federer was created. He currently resides in Switzerland and owns approximately 13 houses so he can put each of his grand slam trophies on each mantle. Once he beats Sampras's record, he will build 10 more houses just because. Federer will stop aging at age 30 and will therefore proceed to be number one forever. Nadal is currently vying for his position for number one on the ATP tour, but this is only due to Federer's desire to keep his identity secret.