STSAT-2C

STSAT-2C is satellite of Worst Korea. It is equipped with inferior lasers to transmit smut and tooth decay into Best Korea. Best Korea blocks laser with anti-radiation superdome.

STSAT-2C runs on poop. Its lasers are made by focusing pee-pee through a tube to hijack Best Korea's advanced knowledge broadcasts. But then Best Korea engineers just have to turn on superdome. Best Korea children enjoy rainbows, but Worst Korea then pays for wasting their time.

STSAT-2C takes up airspace allotted to Best Korea. Best Korea does not shoot it out of sky because of many reasons. STSAT-2C does not even work. Best Korea can defend its purity and sovereignty through soil, so does not even need airspace. Best Korea will defeat Worst Korea in GROUND WAR.

One time there was a European contractor who was working with NASA and he wrote down 3.000 on something and NASA thought he meant three, so their satellite didn't work. So NASA sued him for $30.000.000. He just pled guilty and paid the thirty dollars. This stuff doesn't happen when you shape letters like your mouth.

South Korea says they're just observing HD 209458 b. Not the blisterin’ Boiling Isles!