South Korea

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“ZOMG 5G 6G (watch this space) INTERNETZ!?!? SAMSUNG?! KIMCHI!?!?!?!?! YESSS!!!!!!”

~ Tourist

“Better than North Korea TFS!”

~ Your Regular Infomercial

South Korea is that place your war-hardened grandfather told you about when he went into that one PTSD-driven episode of Adventure Time that compelled you to cuddle with chinchillas during those once-a-year plasma storms occurring right in your bedroom. Apparently it's to the west of East Korea, right where Mongols like to procreate (not with eucalyptus trees) in the dry season, where the bones of pixie dragons are consumed and used to cure affluenza in teens.

Geology[edit]

South Korea is located at, well, Korea.

What to say more?

Thingies[edit]

South Korea is a mixture of South Park and North Korea. lolwut?

Tradition[edit]

Well, most of it is destroyed, still we have a holiday in lunar new year. w00t!

Education[edit]

“I want to die.”

It's hard, H A R D A S S H -

Whoa,Technology![edit]

“No Wi-Fi? man, is this North korea?”

~ Common person who is addicted to smartphone

well, it's quite true. technology is gr8. but still. needs moneez to uzz da gizmozzzz...

Linguini sticks[edit]

글자 체계인 한글은 사용하기 편리하고 그 유용성이 잘 알려져 있는 글자입니다. 하지만, 음성 체계인 한국어는 외국인들이 많이 어려워합니다. 그렇게 어렵지는 않지만, 많은 이들이 한국의 높임법에 어려움을 느낀다고 합니다.

실제로 고등학교에서도 한글/한국어 문법을 배우는데, 그 나라에서 태어나 십몇년을 산 학생들도 그러한 문제들을 매우 어려워하다고 합니다.

뭐요? 못 알아듣겠다고요?

구글 번역기 돌리셈 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Just don't mention the Japanese dog known as the 'Shiba Inu'...

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