Seentoquack

YOUCH! My dog just bit my ass

i wont be able to walk for six months :(

and i live in a greasy dirty apartment in the city of New York

with no elevators

it is under attack by wolves from the south

will you, a 55 year old err........... dead people worker in central Minnesota (who is loosely related to a Canadian farmer) help me as i eat my last slab of bacon

its raw, you know. i never had an oven, it burned away when my landlord came and stole my pants o_o

Are you gay? My neighbor (who turned into a bat the other night) has a thing against gays

he hangs out and attacks gays who come up the stairs

i really don't know what his problem is

I tried to give him some cheese but he told me to fuck off

he reminds me of his chair

his chair is a bitch

don't tell him i said that