Shambolic heuristics

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Shambolic heuristics is an alternative to the scientific method, based on the Chaos Hypothesis of Sir Janos Wobbleworthy D. Sc. The method was developed after the British Crown called for a speedier way to estimate distances in knotical miles in aisles.

History[edit]

The British Crown (not the king or the queen - the crown itself) called up Sir Janos and offered to give him a lasagna if he found a solution to the aforementioned problem. So he just sat around dongleing his glycerin for 8079,6857,4635,2413 minutes, and the solution just sort of found itself. Cool.

How to use Shambolic heuristics[edit]

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Step 2: Make sure your beard is well-lubricated. Preferably with guava juice.

Step 3: Appreciate an internet meme.

Step 4:

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Step 5: Deconstruct the failure of the vastly inferior Hypostatic Precambrianism to intervocalically gloss undersystemized free radicals as a Byzologistic meterism yognified to binariate ablaut schlingers.

Step 6: Sing in the rain.

Step 7: Consider contributing towards the ongoing project to list all 99 of Jay Z's problems.

Step 8: Wake up with an awful AWESOME hangover!

Step 9: Go back to sleep.

Postscript[edit]

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