Sneezer Salad

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You won't find Sneezer Salad Dressing here... or will you?

Use your imagination.

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Most commonly served at restaurant salad bars (do not be fooled, sneeze guards only go so far), a Sneezer Salad may be as complex or simple as one might imagine, with the sole proviso that there be nasally and/or orally expectorated "dressing" caused by sneezing. The "dressing" might be supplied by almost anyone; wait staff, other clients, even you!

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