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What are you looking at, meatface?

Meatface, AKA Meatyface AKA Shrinkwrap, is a West Coast rapper with no street credit. His meaty [1] face has been shrink-wrapped for your shopping pleasure.

The beginning[edit | edit source]

Ashkenazim believe that meatface was the second Abomination listed in the Torah under "collapsible wings", and stuffed with living mice. Accolades were compiled and analyzed with a vinegar and Worchestershire sauce in a light demiglaze.

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  1. Before meat was invented, faces were made of potato chips.