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“Did you know that there's a banana in the top left corner”

~ Patrick Star

SpongeBob is a species of bobby sponge. They are great with jam in 'em.

Where do they live?[edit | edit source]

SpongeBobs dwell upon a carpeted ocean floor layered in used bikinis of the prostitutes of Thailand. They enjoy particularly shaggy carpet, because they can eat bits of it.

So what do they eat?[edit | edit source]

SpongeBobs live mostly on a diet of flat, thin magnets. They also like to eat trees, if they can find some. Clouds are also a supplementary dietary supplementdietthingy that SpongeBobs often eat in order to attract squirrels. Spongebob is popular for his homosexual and erotic relationship with Patrick Star.

...squirrels.[edit | edit source]

Yes, squirrels! They are rather ravenous at this time of year, one knows. I should, I got my ankle bitten off by one. Snarf!


Breaking News : More information of the Sponge bob has come. They may not be as friendly as they say. See Bellow:[edit | edit source]