Sproggzilla

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The Official Project Sproggzilla or T.O.P.S. was a NASA project to create the ultimate male porn star, this was thought up by then president JFK after he was introduced to the blue movies. N.A.S.A had hired some goons to go grave digging to find the perfect male corpse and re-animate him into a living, breathing, talking, eating pornstar. This had worked, Sproggzilla had made a great living out of the pornography business. And while on set at the Phu Kin Suu Par Studios he met his co-porn star Carmen Mee-Phace were he fell in love and married.

Two years after this Sproggzilla had died after the lethal dosage of Seman N.A.S.A had injected into his blood stream. they had done that only because they thought it would make him think like a porn star and they were right. JFK had made the goons destroy T.O.P.S. files and he also had everyone who worked on the project killed and never to be mentioned again. Only one man had known about this Sproggzilla's only son Phil Mee-Phace.