Spud

Spud was born in England

Spud had little feet

Spud got into hacking

Spud's hacking skillz were l33t.

Spud was something special

He'd hack all day and night

He'd hack up and he'd hack down

He'd hack both left and right.

Spud did too much hacking

He hacked where he ought not

He knew his hacks were risky

But Spud just couldn't stop.

He hacked into reality

And altered time and space

He changed the laws of physics

And erased the human race.

God was rather angry

About Spud's disregard

For all that God had coded

On which he had worked hard.

He e-mailed Spud his feelings

The message sent was clear

To Spud, you God-damned hacker,

Get up on out of here.

Spud acted without thinking

He wanted to get level

Intending to unleash on God

The virus known as Devil.

Spud hacked into Hell's mainframe

And switched off the fire-walls

Out flowed the worst of evils

The demons, ghosts and ghouls.

Spud's hacking was the reason

Behind what now was war

Between all that was good and true

And what was foul and raw.

Spud was just a hacker

A good one, plain to see

But even Spud could not predict

The fallout of his spree.

The universe was torn apart

All that he knew was gone

And at this point

Perhaps too late

Spud realised hacks weren't fun.

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