Stanley Kubrick

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Stanley Kubrick was involved in the greatest conspiracies of the nineteenth century, including the moon landing, Illuminati prostitution, and Pizzagate. His biggest accomplishment was being name dropped by X Ambassadors.

He also made Lolita into a movie. How did he do it? With an underaged actress.

Kubrick started his working career as a photographer and newspaper reader. One time after he starting making films, he convinced an entire generation that the Illuminati is real with classical music. He also pioneered the flattened catenary technique and thought up Artificial Intelligence.