Roanoke, Virginia

Roanoke, Vagina and Star City of the South redirect here. Vagina does not redirect here.

Roanoke is the Star City of the South in a state that is nonexistant. It has 25,000 out of the 350 billion grieving people in the world, as of the Dr. GUuH 2022 census. Marty Schwartz is one of those people.^{[Of course not!]}

“The pickups are pickups, they pickup this pickup.”
~ Marty Schwartz, one of the 350 billion grieving people on Earth^{[citation needed]}

“Roanoke, Virginia? More like Roanoke, Vagina!^{[citation needed]}”
~ Average Bad user swine^{[citation needed]}

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