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Kansas North is a state that has AIDS on it.

Naming and stuff[edit]

People from Kansas North are often called Cornhuskers, because they are country girls who make do.


Kansas North's origins lie in 1866 when Kansas left the United States of iMerica. It was taken back quickly by the reconquistidores. According to Article 9400 of the Constitution, Kansas was deemed to have never existed at all, so the government could do whatever they wanted with it. They decided to split the area into Kansas and Kansas North in order to enahance the trangressive territory's power in the Senate. Thus Kansas North was born.


Main article: On The Pronunciation of Bagels

The most notable feature of Kansas North language is its lack of the bagel-bagel merger.


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