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% represents something you can eat. For example, a fire is a %, as is a piece of gravel. A cupcake is not a %, nor is a banana or a potato. If you eat a % you will not die. However, the % can also be seen roaming about the internet, setting bad articles on fire with a trash can. The trash can also turn you into an hero with a piece of bread pudding, so make sure that you eat it before it becomes an potato!

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Warning! An potato is the most deadly thing in the world, even more deadly than a spoon. Make sure you dispose of an potato ON FIRST SIGHT! Don't wait for it to kill you. The most effective weapon against an potato is an banana, but be careful that you don't become a elephant when you use an banana.