Sunny Town Erection Party
Sunny Town Erection Party or STEP, as in, a step towards the cactus, is a political orgy in Sunny Town, Califnordia. They are preparing for the epic win of the 2016 US election by erecting obelisks for Hilarious Clinton, the presidential candidate shown in the poster on the right. The candidate 21 shall prevail, for he is the master of badminton! How is he master of it, you ask? Well, he is bad in it as per badminton and his last name rhymes with it. Not manu have achieved a master's degree in badminton and even fewer of those manage to become presidential candidates! So vote for Hilarious Clinton today! He is definitely not an Asian invader who owns a flying saucer he steals people and their minds with. That's just lies and slander put forth by the Repubicans, who wish to reinstate the sniffage of Bush.
Histology[edit | edit source]
STEP was born out of a fertilized egg completely unlike Jebeebus. It was born by mixing fertilizer with scrambled eggs and out popped a completely non-Asian baby boy Hilarious Clinton. He was destined to become the party chairman. He just knew it. He ditched school in favor of political pursuits, until he was elected the king of his school and the emperor of America. However, humble as he is, he gave up that position to found a new political party to fix America from its present unfixedness. Confusingly, he was its 21st candidate, even though he has been its eternal chairman to this day.
Ideostory[edit | edit source]
The Sunny Town Erection Party believes in erecting statues resembling erect phalli to perform the event known as double erection. STEP believes double erection to bring about prosperity, love and glory to the glorious nation of all of the United Nations, America.