A sharp and pointy thing, sword is the abbreviation of the forbidden S-word (a word that once waved a flag in a crowd at S). To find the forbidden sword go the ominous forbidden valley where the sky manager will use pathetic fallacy in an attempt to creep you out whilst you walk by the volcanoes. Swordology is the mysterious study of Swords overtaken at the delusive Ministry of Illogic.
What to do if the sword sees you
You could run for your life, but seeing as Sword is a pacifistic and slow person it would be more adviseable to walk for your life whilst makeing a stoat kebab.