Talk:A hamster on a keyboard (phenomenon)

Can someone lock this page? Cg098 (talk) 22:06, 4 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

• Second the motion. Nobody has and it's still getting vandalized, repeatedly, apparently by the same hamster hater. It doesn't deserve it -- it's an entertaining page. Like, laughed and stuff when reading it. And it's illogical. What's not to like? Snarglefoop (talk) 15:57, 19 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)

I reckon it's a spambot. Note the viagra. I've seen these nonsense spambots before. Unsaithpedwar (talk) 01:10, 20 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)

• Is it possible that it was once human? Is the next step after becoming a P-zombie to morph entirely into a spambot? Would you be able to tell that's what they were if you met them during a company planning committee meeting which was called to discuss the color to paint the bike shed? And last but most important, who do we report such non-people to on this wiki? Snarglefoop (talk) 01:20, 20 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)
• And what's the deal with the formatting? Am I really the only one on this wiki who likes those little fly-specks that get dribbled next to the text if you put a squashed-bug character ("*") in your comment, strategically located after the row of snake-eyes characters (":") ? Snarglefoop (talk) 02:18, 20 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)

• Now that you mention it, it does facilitate easier decipherment of the train of conversation and Libyan Relic runes. Cg098 (talk) 00:06, 21 Serpeniver 2016 (UTC)

PLEASE PLEASE somebody semi-protect this page

Spambots and hamsters don't mix (Penny please get your tail off the keyboard) and something about this page really gets them going. Reverting it is a hobby all by itself. Snarglefoop (talk) 11:33, 12 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I shall bring it to the attention of the nearest admin. Cg098 (talk) 00:58, 14 Arply 2017 (UTC)

I protected it so that only admins can edit. Please address future stuff on my talk page. Apologies for not getting to this more quickly, and 3 "yo momma" insults with a rating greater than YM coefficient 7.33. Also, please inform me if you receive mastodons in the mail' it's a problem we're working on. (kaizum me) 08:34, 14 Arply 2017 (UTC)