Adam West rules! (kaizum me) 15:27, 18 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
Snow is coming
It’s going to snow like crazy today... it’s unfortunate that the misnomer Of ‘’”global warming”’’ has been misappropriated by many ill-informed and ill-educated, as well as those inclined to interpret signs and portents rooted in the supernatural, thus piling on to the crapstream that flows from the white man’s existential crisis. That’s why Chubby Webbers appeals to me: it’s why I don’t drink in the morning. Notice how, by specifying the morning, I said unsaid that I drink (alcohol), and probably drink too much, thereby discrediting anything I might say. The fact that I rarely drink gets no coverage, regardless of whether a reader might give a damn.
So what’s a girl to do. I will ask my granddaughters and get back to you. That’s a good idea... I’ll text them... they’ll all have evidence that their pepere is insane.
I still have the habit of drinking Gatorade to stave off electrolyte depletion, thus cutting back on hospitalizations. By the way, I’m allowed to ridicule white people because I’m an old white guy. Allowed by anybody’s authority. So all of you folks who object to the objective can well and good piss off. That’s right, go have a pint or whatever, because I don’t care. See what I did there? By suggesting the intake of a pint, I implied that the objective invective in my brain case in fact exists, and is directed toward UKers, and perhaps others related to the UK somehow.
In the ende, don’t let my opaque ramblings upset you. I’m going to take my meds right now,I promise. (kaizum me) 11:01, 4 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)