User talk:Felis Lupis

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First person to start a political drama flame war is having a bad problem and will not go to space today. felis lupis (talk) 20:31, 23 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

(That one time I had a derp)[edit]

I couldn't access my older account (Felis Lupus) for whatever reason, so I made this second account. The typo is on purpose.

We changed servers, which has had caused some problems. For example...

“Logging in for the first time may not work. The initial login imports your account information, because carlb, like wikia, refused to give it to us properly. Unfortunately, because carlb's servers, unlike wikia's, utterly suck, this import may not actually work if they stop responding/go down/get too slow. Please be patient and try again later if this happens. (You can edit as an IP or create an account with another name in the meantime.)”

--Mars Cadbury (talk) 18:09, 21 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
I would expect as such. Well, at least I already got a new article up. [[1]] Felis Lupis (talk) 18:14, 21 Octodest 2013 (UTC) woot
If you give it some time and try to log into your original account, you will probably get it back. It is just acting kind of funky. --Mars Cadbury (talk) 18:29, 21 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Ok, but I'm still occasionaly using this account. Shouldn't let it go to waste, after all. Felis Lupis (talk) 18:32, 21 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Still can't log back into Felis Lupus. Felis Lupis (talk) 19:03, 21 Octodest 2013 (UTC). P.S. I'm hungry.
Just saying. Felis Lupis (talk) 19:04, 21 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Update. 1: Trying to get a new password sent to me failed. 2: I forgot my password. Whoops, those two tidbits were in the wrong order XD Felis Lupis (talk) 03:20, 22 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Update 2. Failure of retrieving Felis Lupus occurs again. Felis Lupis (talk) 17:27, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

Oh, it's you again.[edit]

Welcome back, Feeeeeeeelis. -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 12:03, 25 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

hi lol Felis Lupis (talk) 20:00, 26 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Also, is it alright if I contribute options to your random food template? -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 03:59, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Yes. You may contribute to any of my templates. Felis Lupis (talk) 15:22, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Also, have you put in the dishes of drunk shrimp, sea urchin balls, cobra circulatory system, and pasta salad yet? Felis Lupis (talk) 15:50, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Ah, I have yet to add that to the baby formula... -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 17:33, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Wait... BBY FORMULA?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!hisfljghci'kjhvejlljerhukhnjhndkyjmhrvjktlhj3vrtk I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 19:52, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

Beauty.[edit]

The Most Beautiful Thing You've Ever Seen... in the opinion of me and respectively few scientists. I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 19:34, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

Ananab[edit]

Could someone please work with me on this page? I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 16:19, 22 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)


lalala (Felis Lupis's Q&A)[edit]

Question: Does Yoko Ono like cheerios?

Answer: Probably.

Minecraft?[edit]

Question: do you want this to be a news article? If not, it shouldn't be in the news column on the front page. More importantly, though... since I know nothing about it, I am the perfect idiot storm to happen upon this article. Like towelie, I have no idea what's going on. Still, like the article. A lot. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 01:37, 7 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

whatev I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 15:25, 7 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Why not? how may I be of cervix? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 16:20, 7 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
My answer to your first question is no. Taking it off I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 18:27, 7 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
Is there a rule somewhere about what can and can't go on the news column? I don't seem to have run across one so far.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 19:34, 7 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

You're baaaaack[edit]

How was your stay? Did you catch any trout? Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 14:45, 24 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Unfortunately, no. They were on break; the salmon were filling in for them. I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 23:21, 24 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

PLEASE SEND HELP I'm not sure how serious I am about that statement. I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 14:48, 24 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

I want to collab on a Pokemon-related article. Anyway? XY007talkcontributions 22:23, 24 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Wait, a collaboration? Really? ...Sure. I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok?!!?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 23:18, 24 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
So, any links? Felis Lupis (aka Lelus Fulis) (talk) 14:25, 28 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

It's been 3 years, 3 months, and 3 days since I first made this account.[edit]

gg guys, please don't make me write a novel about nebby getting in the focken bag felis lupis (talk) 19:47, 24 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

wynautt??? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:33, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
cuz i have a life felis lupis (talk) 16:05, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

What?[edit]

I did not understand, what do you mean? Illogico! Illogically? 20:19, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I don't know. Nobody knows. felis lupis (talk) 20:47, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Then why do you write that? Because? Because? Illogico! Illogically? 22:00, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
For the illogic, I assume. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 22:06, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I'm not understanding, I'm just a newbie, what's this? Illogico! Illogically? 22:24, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
People do things for no reason. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 22:32, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Really... Illogico! Illogically? 23:07, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Yes. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 23:22, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Please, the next time you contact me, be clear and objective, messages with no purpose will be deleted. Illogico! Illogically? 03:57, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Got it. felis lupis (talk) 02:46, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)
What? Your are a crazy? Illogico! Illogically? 03:11, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)
...now I know how it feels. felis lupis (talk) 22:32, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

ONE OF US[edit]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ...you still here? Good. I think you'll fit in fine. Illogico!Illogically?

Really? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 06:26, 10 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Really! This is a nonsense-bot, Felis Lupis is a nonsense-bot Illogico! Illogically? 20:31, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)
I thought he was a mammal. Cg098 (talk) 21:50, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)
No, it must be oviparous... Illogico! Illogically? 21:58, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)
He's human. (Or is he dancer?) Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 22:36, 11 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I IN BOSS OR F*CKER? felis lupis (talk)

Illogico, pls stahp felis lupis (talk) 15:32, 13 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Haha! Illogico! Illogically? 15:43, 13 Arche 2017 (UTC)
If you take that kinda prank too far, it won't be funny anymore. Just so you know. felis lupis (talk) 18:02, 13 Arche 2017 (UTC)

To be honest, I sort of feel the Brazilians don't understand the way Illogicopedia works. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 22:02, 13 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Sorry, ;-b Illogico! Illogically? 23:12, 13 Arche 2017 (UTC)
No worries, Illogico. We're here to have fun. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:05, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)
That's it! Illogico! Illogically? 00:22, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Das sache[edit]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:03, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You are crazy?[edit]

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA IS CRAZY! UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS TRASH! DONALD TRUMP=TRASH=DEAD-TRUMP! MICHEL TEMER IS GOOD OR CRAZY? TRUMP PENCE=IDIOTS MySurpriseIsYou! (talk) 00:01, 25 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Misha 2044 (NSFW language) Cg098 (talk) 01:46, 25 Arche 2017 (UTC)
At least he doesn't use the word 'cancer'. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,280 and counting!) 13:00, 25 Arche 2017 (UTC)

On the merits of cursing[edit]

Cursing is interesting. In my younger days, I cursed at about the average rate for blue collar workers in New England. Since I was a kid, I loved language, and I loved saying and writing stuff which was amusing (to my outlier humor) and sounded funny to me and my weird friends. As I gained bits of wisdom[1] along my way, I became less inclined to be angry at people or situations.

These days, about 0.125% of my swearing is the result of a sudden burst of anger. Hitting a finger with a hammer, perhaps, or upon learning that we may become among the 24 million Americans who could lose their health insurance. Most times I try to be creative and funny. I'm sure I've offended some folks, but I haven't heard a complaint since around 1991, when an Evangelical Christian coworker asked me to tone it down around him. I agreed, and he agreed not to proselytize. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 01:25, 25 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Crazy Idea[edit]

What if there was a device that could analyze your thoughts, and then spit them out in the form of an Illogicopedia article? felis lupis (talk) 19:40, 23 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Lord have mercy on hormonal male adolescents. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:30, 8 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
  1. Whether I actually have any wisdom to speak of is arguable. I am not objective on the topic; I can only go by the opinions of those who say as much.
That would be weird! DAN (BLAH) 21:48, 28 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

You played my game![edit]

How bout play my other one. Unfinished, btw. danny!Text 20:28, 5 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Would you like to Rate My song ?[edit]

Thanks! danny!Text 20:28, 26 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Color me painted, but...[edit]

Have you ever won Illogicopedia of the Month? If so, were you given Rollback rights and promoted to Phantom? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:09, 4 Ergust 2018 (UTC)

Nevermind. Scratch that. You won IOTM for Farbleum 2017 but you were not given the rollback rights that come along with the invisible Ferarri. I'm gonna go ahead and amend your user rights - as it should have been done a year and a half ago.
Heterozygous cacophony klawklawpathy can be applied on anything with an embolism. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:19, 4 Ergust 2018 (UTC)
Holy butternuggetbandits, it's been a year and a half?!!? :: Felis Lupis (talk) 15:13, 4 Ergust 2018 (UTC)

Blanked the page[edit]

What? Illogico! Illogically? 04:28, 21 Octodest 2018 (UTC)

We don't speak of that page in public :: Felis Lupis (talk) 03:32, 4 Ditzimber 2018 (UTC)

Chao Potestate![edit]

Do you have any clue what's going on with that phrase? Because I'm not sure. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 15:37, 25 Yoon 2019 (UTC)