Talk:An announcement for all you old fogies

1. Are you still alive? No ghosts allowed. Pumice.
2. Are you an angry Daily Express reader? Yes.
3. Do you ramble to yourself? Yes.
4. Do you drive 40mph on motorways? While belching.
5. Do you wear a flatcap? Whenever root beer is served.
6. Can you actually see this? No.
7. Do you think this is a typewriter? Yes.

Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 15:27, 14 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Obsidian. ~ 16:24, 14 Novelniver 2011

Zulch? 24.61.112.73 00:53, 21 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

No, mulch.-- (Talkies) (artikles) 06:55, 30 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)