User talk:INeedABetterUsername

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Greetings and welcome and stuff. I'd say how nice your articles are or something, but I haven't read them, mostly because my computer is currently being broken and I don't have a working web bro... er, I mean, because I'm lazy?

Sorry, that wasn't how that was supposed to come out. Here, have a giant template:

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Sorry! *flees* ~ Pointy.png 02:22, 14 Octodest 2011

Well a-thankyou. Also, do you want some noodles?--INeedABetterUsername 05:55, 14 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Goddamnit woman![edit source]

Are you Japanese? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:51, 20 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

no, i just hate noodles.--INeedABetterUsername 22:45, 20 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Why in the world would you hate oodles? I have oodles of oodles in my oodle bin. It laughs at me, though. —rms talk 00:25, 21 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
That seems like a good reason all by itself. Also, I would love some noodles. ~ Pointy.png 01:04, 21 Octodest 2011
So do I. It's just I don't have any.
And Reedmeesoon, i love noodles too. It's just that I hate them.--INeedABetterUsername 05:37, 21 Octodest 2011 (UTC)
Make mine Yaki Soba, please. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 04:05, 24 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
I'm sorry sir, but we're all out of Yaki Soba. How about some Saki Yoba? Just like Yaki Soba... except different!--Noodles2.jpg (Talkies) (artikles) 23:56, 2 Arche 2012 (UTC)
In that case, I'll have the smelt in vodka sauce with a melamine dip and an endive salad. Gruntled and Sons: Psychic Surgery, Dog and Cat Repair, Bilges Pumped Speak slowly into the tube 03:08, 5 Arche 2012 (UTC)

Troll[edit source]

You know that idiot?--Colonel Sanders 02:07, 25 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Sadly, yes.--INeedABetterUsername 04:31, 25 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

*lays the mines* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:49, 25 Octodest 2011 (UTC)

Aw...[edit source]

My talkpage is so.. empty.

It makes me sad.--Noodles2.jpg ~ Noodles! 21:10, 22 Novelniver 2011 (UTC)

Gruntled and the 8th most spoiled dog in the world, Frunobulax.
Here, have this flattering pic of my dog and I. Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 05:29, 25 Ditzimber 2011 (UTC)
Well... thankyou.--Noodles2.jpg (Talkies) (artikles) 23:20, 4 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for your comments on Zimizmizm. Not bad for latex, eh? Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 01:50, 2 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)