Talk:Ariss/The Island

This is wrong on so many levels, monuments will have to be built to honor it. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 14:03, 20 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Careful. There might be wild, hungry cows on the loose. ~ 14:36, 20 Ergust 2011

Sea cows? Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 14:49, 20 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Those may be involved as well. O_o ~ 14:56, 20 Ergust 2011

They won't be harmed in filming, will they? 0_o Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas

Well, the land cows will be, but hopefully the sea cows'll be a little brighter. ~ 16:30, 20 Ergust 2011

Sea cows come equipped with gamma ray emitters these days, so I guess I shouldn't worry. Awfully nice of you to mention me and mine in your article. I had to take the bear arms away from her because she wouldn't stop terrorizing the cats with them. I told her, if she's good, auntie Athyria says she can use them to scare her little friends. Cheers! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 16:58, 20 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

But do they work outside the sea? That might be cause for concern, them being sea cows and all. And you and yours are lovely; it's not often we get mention of lovely which to mention, you know? Poor cats, though. Do they deserve that? ~ 16:15, 21 Ergust 2011

Yes, up to 390 yards from water's edge. After reading this, we convened an emergency meeting, and have now decided to forgo bear arms, and simply arm the lobsters. That way, we can continue this loveliness ad infinitum, or until the cats are tired of it. Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 17:15, 21 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Cats rather like lobster, if I recall correctly. Will arms help prevent being snuck upon or whatnit? ~ 17:59, 21 Ergust 2011