Talk:Received Pronunciation (RP)

Goud arfternoun. Eye wood lieek too registeur meye annoyence with this aorticle, which pourtrays those who use received pronunciation es upper clarss buffoons. Please rectify thes immeediately or eye will be fourced to throuw meye tea upon you. Good day. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:51, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

My, sir, but you do have balls! I will immediately set to composing a retraction, since it is Retractable Landing Gear Week. Cheers! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 17:55, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)