Talk:Snerk

Poor Snerk. If he'd invested in lead zeppelins when Ghmirfjort gave himthe stock tip in the coat room of Janov's. Does he still grow his own weed? (kaizum me) 23:46, 24 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

I think he's been getting it from the rats. (I also think that when Simon drops by, it's time to seriously consider changing suppliers.) Snarglefoop (talk) 01:18, 25 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

Pictures and tl;dr

This desperately needs illustrations. (But illustrations take effort.) It's also rapidly approaching the tl;dr event horizon. Unfortunately its creation has not been driven by an effortful attempt at goodness creation -- rather, it's mostly the result of a sort of persistent brain leak. I've been looking into various preparations to try to plug it but without much luck so far. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:56, 31 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

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  Snerk?
  One problem with adding pictures is the lack of clarity as to Snerk's species. Or even what kingdom he's in. I mean, he's obviously not a protozoan ... or maybe that's not so obvious. OK, yeah, kingdom totally unclear too. Snarglefoop (talk) 04:24, 31 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

Smell?

A serious investment of time, neuronal activity and typing, this. Is Snerk the spirit animal of Snarglefoop? Ahem... back in a minute. Need coffee and gotta clean a few dishes. Well, maybe a few minutes...

Sorry, I was 12 minutes... have to go get my brother-in-law at the hospital in 45 minutes... had to coordinate with his wife, texting.

So, I commend Snarglefoop for dedication to the cause. We Zimbat Buddhists (to be accurate, it is only myself, since Zimbat Buddhism is a schism-based faith) have a saying (which I am just inventing); never trust a serial monkey sycophant to to give you good advice. (kaizum me) 17:00, 31 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

THis pic is suitable for snerk. Jolly! (kaizum me) 07:15, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Smell?

A serious investment of time, neuronal activity and typing, this. Is Snerk the spirit animal of Snarglefoop? Ahem... back in a minute. Need coffee and gotta clean a few dishes. Well, maybe a few minutes...

Sorry, I was 12 minutes... have to go get my brother-in-law at the hospital in 45 minutes... had to coordinate with his wife, texting.

So, I commend Snarglefoop for dedication to the cause. We Zimbat Buddhists (to be accurate, it is only myself, since Zimbat Buddhism is a schism-based faith) have a saying (which I am just inventing); never trust a serial monkey sycophant to to give you good advice. (kaizum me) 17:00, 31 Jeremy 2017 (UTC)

• So, OK, I looked up 'cereal monkey'. And I discovered that "Monkey nuts" are a thing, you can buy a bag of them. And putting that observation in the "Smell" section seemed appropriate. By the way, you do realize you're not seeing double, right?
  This section really does appear twice.
  This section really does appear twice. Snarglefoop (talk) 05:03, 1 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Yes, somehow it printed the section twice when I saved it. A convergence of quantum entanglement, perhaps? As for "Smell?'... well, it's also another different thing. It's about a kid wearing a t-shirt that read "Smell?" on the front on the cartoon, "Invader Zim". (kaizum me) 06:07, 1 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Grunteloids

Links would be good too. As for pics, I like to use thumbnails which have nothing to do with the article, usually with captions which have nothing to do either with the article or the pic. (kaizum me) 07:11, 6 Arche 2017 (UTC)

• Links would be good. Pictures would be great. Totally agree. (Captions might be nice, too, but maybe not until after there are some pictures.) Snarglefoop (talk) 22:12, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I say captions only! (kaizum me) 19:45, 3 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Plans and Directions -- Where Is This Page Going?

This page lacks a sense of direction, so here's a future road map for its long term development. Sort of.

Cyborg Roach

• A cockroach wielding an AK-74 and riding on a rat entered the room.
  MORE CHEESE! it squeaked, and fired a burst into the air for emphasis. The recoil knocked over the rat, which fell down a mouse hole.
  WITH KETCHUP!! the roach added, firing another burst for emphasis.
  That second bucket of bullets hit the lights, which shattered, spraying darkness and mercury vapor in all directions. By the time order was restored the roach was nowhere to be seen. It may have been working for the CIA. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:14, 3 Arply 2017 (UTC)

(The roach was originally yelling about the blatant lack of pictures of Snerk but that sounded too much like a reply to the previous comment, which it wasn't supposed to be.)

• It really bugs me that I keep finding mouse droppings in the cats' food dishes. Somebody is doing this wrong. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:14, 3 Arply 2017 (UTC)

There. I hope that clears some things up. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:14, 3 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Snerk approaches epic status

I don't know if there are criteria for epic, Snerk certainly must be approaching it. (kaizum me) 19:42, 3 Arply 2017 (UTC)