That's Amore!

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie,

That's Amore!

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine,

That's Amore!

When the car engine smokes and there's blood in the spokes,

That's Amore!

When the wife seems to sag like a droopy old hag,

That's Amore!

When your luck seems to end, with your imaginary friend,

That's Amore!

When the cops ransack your house and run off with your spouse,

That's Amore!

When you cripple a kid like a floppy-limbed squid,

That's Amore!

When the bee lands on your crotch and the pain never stops,

That's Amore!

What's amore?

That's Amore!

When the floorboard creeks because of the body beneath,

That's Amore!

When the government fail like a bureaucratic whale,

That's Amore!

When the sun burns your eye like an egg to be fried

That's Amore!

When The world seems to spin like you've taken heroin,

That's Amore!