The Bends

Basic Info

A Great Album by A Great Band

The Bends is a studio album by Certified Donkey Eaters. Oh, sorry. I meant Radiohead. It was released in March of 1795 alongside George Washington's cover of the hit Dr. Dre song "Bitches Ain't Shit But Hoes And Tricks," which is widely hailed as the best thief cover of any song ever. This album has been translated into about sixty different languages, including Elvish, Orcspeak, Dwarven, Klingon, and that incredibly stupid language from The GameCube Star Fox game. It conveys very important messages, such as:

1. Revenge Is Always the Answer
2. Iron Lungs can really fucking hurt your respiration
3. Stink is actually a person
4. Don't put the disc in the console upside down
5. Street Spirit will always fade out or something
6. Hellspawn can sing alternative music if they want
7. The sea will electrocute us all.

Track listing

Hey Baby, I can count ALLLL THE WAY TO SCHFIFTY FIEV

1. Planet Telex
2. Something that happens to divers when they dive for too long... The Bends
3. High as Fuck and Dry
4. Just like the Lorax, Fake Plastic Trees
5. Bones
6. Damn Son, (Nice Dream)
7. Just
8. My Iron Lung
9. Bullet Proof..I Wish I Was (Did you know that getting shot is hazardous to your health?)
10. Black Star
11. THE HULK Sulk
12. Street Spirit (Fade Out)

STREET SPIRIT FADIN' OUT AGAIN DUH DUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH DUH DUH DUH

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