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Night is when the sun goes home from work and then the moon shows up to take over where the sun left off.

The Knight of Night: a poem[edit]

This poem was not written by Emily Dickinson.

Look yonder!

'Tis a black knight in shining armor!

Whence cometh he?

What end has he?

Who is this black Knight?!??

'Tis but I, knight of all knights, and I shall not leave with no joust and no fight.

Oh no! Whatever shall be done?

Unrelated Misinformation[edit]


Is like Morgoth but Green. He has Attention Deficit Disorder, just like the original Morgoth, and he is often mistaken with small bearded men.


Zagggug is the name of my pet rat. He hides in caves, working his slaves, until his slaves do die. Thereafter, Zagggug is dead.


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