The longest titled disease ever

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The disease is called siuhgiudrheiuehnfiurfbhuebesfikewfiuewbibaseuidgbwheioujefrkwehibweiushianosdinfkibsodifklubekfubieujhewukefhnkuwefbeufkhawuifheoiahnoefihnfaoifbefuiobaowhnesfouihefouasdbudfhndsuoibuifobfiousfbhosaduihnsdfoiueabofifahnofibubfiufbiafudbiubeuifbiuafbfouiafukfbukfbubfiufsbiusdfbauibfifuaaskdnlknaflakfnldksndalkjnsdlkadnlkasjlakfjhnalskjladksnhsldkjasdlksidnjsdjasldkdslkisdjlksdfhdsknasljkdauaaisnoasdinhadionfibadoihnadwoaifnoiafwhnowaihnadfoiadwhnoiawfhnawfuhwadfuioafdhnoawihnwadoidahnaiowhnowaihnwiodnafoihsnioasuhnasdouabdsuaoidhnaism.

Side effects[edit | edit source]

Side effects include:

  • Being able to spell siuhgiudrheiuehnfiurfbhuebesfikewfiuewbibaseuidgbwheioujefrkwehibweiushianosdinfkibsodifbeklubekfubieujhewukefhnkuwefbeufkhawuifheoiahnoefihnfaoifbefuiobaowhnesfouihefouasdbudfhndsuoibuifobfiousfbhosaduihnsdfoiueabofifahnofibubfiufbiafudbiubeuifbiuafbfouiafukfbukfbubfiufsbiusdfbauibfifuaaskdnlknaflakfnldksndalkjnsdlkadnlkasjlakfjhnalskjladksnhsldkjasdlksidnjsdjasldkdslkisdjlksdfhdsknasljkdauaaisnoasdinhadionfibadoihnadwoaifnoiafwhnowaihnadfoiadwhnoiawfhnawfuhwadfuioafdhnoawihnwadoidahnaiowhnowaihnwiodnafoihsnioasuhnasdouabdsuaoidhnaism
  • Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Inoifsdnfniosoinhsdfofdnhsism
  • Shortness of breath
  • Lung disease
  • Second hand smoke
  • A sudden lust for Strong Bad emails
  • Homestarism
  • Making out with marzipan (which is totally awesome)
  • Turning into strawberries and dracula at random intervals
  • Sudden john stewart quotes
  • Living lunch
  • A sudden craving for skiving snackboxes
  • Wingardium levitating

Yet more symptoms[edit | edit source]

  • Indian giving
  • Cutting ones
  • Doing some other things
  • Total spaceship guy
  • Proud anselmos
  • Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome
  • A random impulse to look up rocks and pebbles on Wikipedia, the boring-as-heck

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  • Doisfnoiaoiism
  • Sending me a dollar
  • Harry Potter Worship
  • Fantasizing about dancing watermelons
  • Fantasizing about dancing corn

Yet more symptoms[edit | edit source]

  • Being able to pronounce siuhgiudrheiuehnfiurfbhuebesfikewfiuewbibaseuidgbwheioujefrkwehibweiushianosdinfkibsodifbeklubekfubieujhewukefhnkuwefbeufkhawuifheoiahnoefihnfaoifbefuiobaowhnesfouihefouasdbudfhndsuoibuifobfiousfbhosaduihnsdfoiueabofifahnofibubfiufbiafudbiubeuifbiuafbfouiafukfbukfbubfiufsbiusdfbauibfifuaaskdnlknaflakfnldksndalkjnsdlkadnlkasjlakfjhnalskjladksnhsldkjasdlksidnjsdjasldkdslkisdjlksdfhdsknasljkdauaaisnoasdinhadionfibadoihnadwoaifnoiafwhnowaihnadfoiadwhnoiawfhnawfuhwadfuioafdhnoawihnwadoidahnaiowhnowaihnwiodnafoihsnioasuhnasdouabdsuaoidhnaism
  • Nuking whales
  • A large amount of protons and neutrons
  • A large amount of Jimmy Neutrons
  • Not getting a seizure from Futurama
  • Thinking Fox 13 is your latest hunting target (this one is also a redneck indication)