Today God told me...

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I write down everything God says to me.

Today God told me to organize a children's crusade, with the goal of exterminating Buddhism in all it's forms. Being the sort of inquisitive sort I am, I sort of asked God, "Hey, God? Aren't Buddhists generally a jovial sort, or at least somewhat content most of the time, and doesn't Buddhism pose absolutely no threat to anybody at any place, at any time?" Now God, being the sort He is, chastised me for my insolence, and caused great boils to raise on my ample buttocks. That'll teach me.

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