Buddhism
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Titanic Bald people.
read this long enough, and you just might be transported to another plane of existence..... DO NOT STOP STARING. yes. stop. stop now.
Ok, so, removing the satrical tone, Buddism is basicall- AAAAGH NOT THE ILLOGICOPEDIA DEMONS COMING, NOOOO-
Buddism is the worship of the three little pigs that died on the lacroix to pay for our super bowl tickets. It started in approximately the 5th century BC in ancient India, when the military forces of the burgers time traveled into India to ensure that no Indians or pigs could enter into the super bowl.
This is where Middle Pig became involved. The story goes....
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THERE IS NO NO STORY YOU DUMB IDIOT
THE NAZI PARTY HAS ARRIVED TO KILL ME! (In 5th century India)
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