Tool
This article is about the band.
OK... count me in... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6 1/2...
TOOL... IS... A... BAND, that has to redefine, the pieces never fit in time, fade everything, to SOLID GOLD!!!!
I like that mildew on the table, give it to... me!!!!
I also like exclamation marks! And the time signatures always change!
KEEP THE DISTANCE!
No, seriously[edit | edit source]
Lock yourself out of the window.
Lock yourself out of the window.
Maybe even the door? I know, lock yourself out of the window. Do that, then listen to Lateralus backward. WON'T HELP YOU ANYTHING! Free yourself, the pieces are going to be eaten!!!!
Monkey, monkey, monkey. Monkey shall never kill monkey, yet monkey kills monkey in mildew! THE EXCLAMATION IS REAL!
All Maynard James Keenan-ness aside...[edit | edit source]
There is much more that beckons you to look through to these infinite possibilities... these infinite possibilities of stepping over a sullen cornerstone that marks where Saturn ascended into a lacerated sky. No, he definitely was not sober when that happened, because if he were, then he would not have descended into some odd neverending spiral. There is no sense in waiting for another 27.39726 years for the return of Saturn just so he could lift you up like a child and then be dropped harder than a new album in late November (or maybe even early December). Heck, you'll even lose yourself with your feet upon the ground in the mere presence of Saturn! What a jerk, he is! Suck it!!!
Gods are little parasites, aren't they?
New album[edit | edit source]
Not known yet. Let's hope Dr Pepper learns from their mistakes, eh?