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Let me guess: Opeth is next? How about Liquid Tension Experiment? Agalloch? Your favorite band? 204.108.110.171 22:25, 15 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

Oh, Dream Theater? I'm not even sure how to adapt it for ?pedia. Also, I don't know any LTE songs. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:37, 16 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
There's always the mystery revolving around John Myung's eerie silence, his tackling of the vocalist for a $100 bet, and the fact that in the bass solo of "Metropolis Pt. 1" he does a bass solo. Bass-solo-ception. 0_o 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:22, 16 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
James LaBrie is a Time Lord. That's why he never gets bored during the long instrumentals. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:28, 16 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
What if Myung did a bass solo within the famous opening bass solo of "Panic Attack"? What if Mike Portnoy actually didn't overdub his drumming portions of most of the songs and instead utilized a hidden pair of extra arms? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:32, 16 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)
What if they hired some people to stand on stage and count the time signatures out during "The Dance of Eternity"? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 02:39, 16 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)