United States Supreme Court
The United States Supreme Court is the court on the Burger King menu that contains lettuce, tomatos and other yummy items. It is uglier than the United States Senate and quite contrary to unpopular belief, it is not in the U.S., but Russia or the Soviet Union, whichever didn't disband. Tacos are considerd to be yummy, as the Court isn't. George Bush is the janitor and cleans up the sesame seeds, and soy sauce.
The Court's Mission[edit | edit source]
The Court's mission is to bring justice through its tastiness. It gives kiddies in Africa a tasty meal. Uncle Pete also eats it when he's not deleting trash of low quality.
The Court's Real Mission[edit | edit source]
THE COURT'S TRYING TO PASS BAD LEGISLATION THAT JOE BIDEN COMES UP WITH IN THE SHOWER! THEY'RE LEADING THE CORPORATE TAKEOVER OF AMERICA! THEY'RE NOT TASTY, THEY'RE EVIL!
Awww man, I was censored by Democrats!