Ur ghey
ur ghey is the ultimate response to any given argument. It can be used in any situation in which a snappy comeback is required.
Examples of usage[edit | edit source]
It can be used to solve heated disputes, particularly online:
- Person 1: gtfo
- Person 2: no u
- Person 1: ur ghey
- Person 2: k
It can also be applied to real-life situations, as follows:
- Person 1: I do say, old chap, the odour you emit is most unpleasant.
- Person 2: I do believe, sir, that this statement applies more to you than to I.
- Person 1: ur ghey
- Person 2: Understood, sir.
History[edit | edit source]
The phrase was originally used by Internet-speak enthusiast Sir Xyzwqpf Syspkzlrmdfpg XII. The first usage was in the year 1682, during the Great Vowel Depression. At the time, high-ranking vowels like O and A costed up to £314 each. However, low-ranking vowels like E, U, H and Y were free, and so the high vowels in the well-known argument-stopper "You're gay" were substituted in order to form an affordable variation for poor financially challenged people.
After the Vowel Depression had finished, that episode of Red Dwarf where they go to that backwards universe was made. That has nothing to do with the actual article, but that episode is my favourite one, and definitely worth mentioning. As well as the release of that totally awesome episode, vowels began to sink in price. Many people considered changing the phrase to something more vowel-heavy such as the popular phrase "You, sir, are of homosexual persuasion". However, the phrase had become so popular that... I'm tired of writing this article in Wikipedia style. They didn't change it, alright? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch South Park and drink Pepsi.
Modern usage[edit | edit source]
Alright, I'm back. Anyway, the guy who made this language became, like, SO famous. There are statues of him everywhere and buy everywhere, I mean my house. People worship this guy. The phrase is often written on walls in dark alleyways and public toilet stalls as a sign of respect.