Everybody Hates Chris

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Everybody hates chris is about cop named chris who is apeshit and tried to rape a chick but failed.

“Why does everybody love Raymond but everyone hates Chris?”

~ Captain Oblivious on on Everybody Hates Chris

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Plot

Nakamoto Corporation is celebrating the grand opening of its new headquarters, the Nakamoto Tower, in Los Angeles; the office building is awash with celebrities, dignitaries and local politicians. On the 46th floor of the very same building, Tanya, 10, is buttfucked. Lieutenant Doc Hudson, the Special Services Liaison for the LAPD, is assigned to this case. He is joined by retired Captain Jerome who has lived in Japan and is well-acquainted with Japanese culture. Upon arriving at Nakamoto Tower, the two policemen learn that the Japanese, led by Nakamoto employee Ishiguro, were stalling the investigation. The mystery deepens once the detectives realize that the tapes from the security cameras on the 46th floor have mysteriously disappeared and the security guards refuse to provide any aid to the investigation. Chris and Greg then visit the apartment of the late Julius and Rochelle, quickly realizing that she was in reality a mistress for the Japanese Yakuza. However, even more ominously, it seems that Julius's home had been ransacked no more than half an hour after her death. After several visits to friends and associates of Tasha and Nakamoto, the two detectives quickly pin the crime on Caruso, a wealthy Japanese playboy from Kyoto. However, despite apprehending Sakamura at a nearby party, the two are inclined to release him, due to Caruso's previous associations with Steve Urkel. The two officers are then summoned to witness the autopsy of the late Julius and Rochelle at a nearby medical institute. After witnessing the autopsy, Chris and Greg are approached by Ishiguro, the Nakamoto employee who had initially stalled their investigation, who now presents them with seemingly authentic videos from the security cameras, which show Sakamura to be the true murderer. Having solved the mystery, Chris returns home to rest, while Greg and another law enforcement officer, Drew, go to apprehend Sakamura. Upon arriving at Caruso's house, the two detectives are stalled by two women while He makes an escape in a Vector W8. After a short, high-speed chase around the neighborhood, Caruso's car crashes, seemingly killing him. The next day, the newspaper runs editorials criticizing Chris, Greg, and Drew’s actions as racist and accuses them of police brutality. Soon afterward, Drew receives a phone call from the Chief of Police, announcing that the investigation was officially over. However, Lieutenant hudson isn’t satisfied, and he decides to take the tapes to the University of Southern California, in order to make copies. There, Chris meets Tasha Clarkson, a Japanese student who is an expert on computers and software manipulation. She is able to quickly point out that the tapes were indeed copies. After copying the tapes, Chris then picks up Greg after his Jackoff Session with several Japanese friends. On their way back to the USC laboratories, the two detectives are offered lucrative incentives from the Japanese, including a membership at an expensive golf club and extremely low-priced real estate offers. They then visit and consult with companies and industries involved with Nakamoto, in order to learn more about the killer's motives. Along the way, they realize that they are only pawns in a much larger political and economic "war" between America and Japan, and how much the United States relied on Japan, which dominates the American electronics industry. Finally, they visit a U.S. Senator, Jerome, who is a potential presidential candidate in the upcoming elections. They also learn that Morton fiercely opposes the Japanese purchase of MicroCon, a small Silicon Valley company that manufactures machinery. Eventually, they return to USC, where Chris and Tasha are able to deduce that Eddie had been set up by the Japanese who had edited the tapes. They then undo the changes, discovering that Senator Jerome was apparently the real killer. The duo then returns to Chris’s apartment, where they discover Caruso, alive; the man who had actually been killed was a Japanese photographer named Kill Moves who had been in Jerome’s garage, searching for the tapes, before panicking and taking off in Caruso's car, which led to his death. Then, Fat Mike, coming home drunk from swimming class then goes to confront Jerome, who confesses to his role in Tanya’s death. The senator then walks calmly upstairs, where he commits suicide with a pistol in the bathroom. Soon afterward, an angry Ishiguro arrives to confront Eddie and the two detectives, making subtle threats to their lives. Strangely, Caruso reacts calmly, leading them to conclude afterward that Caruso still possesses an original copy of the tape from the security cameras. Chris and Greg travel to Caruso’s home, where they find his corpse floating in the swimming pool, he had apparently been tortured to death for the location of the stolen tape. The duo then leaves, and Greg drops Chris off at his home. Upon entering his apartment, Chris realizes that Ishiguro's men are waiting for him outside; he quickly orders his babysitter to hide his daughter and herself in the upstairs bedroom. Greg sneaks back to Chris’s apartment(to have "play" with the sitter), carrying a bulletproof vest. The two detectives then engage in a gun battle with the thugs waiting outside, and Grg is shot in the back, although his vest saves his life. The next day, the two detectives watch the tape that Chris had left behind in his apartment; the tape showing that Tasha wasn't accidentally killed by Morton, but by Ishiguro afterwards. They then go to Nakamoto Towers to apprehend Ishiguro, interrupting an important meeting. The detectives show the tape of the murder to the meeting attendees, and a shocked and angry Ishiguro commits suicide by jumping off the building, landing in the wet cement below. Having solved the mystery, Greg answers Chris’s questions before dropping him off at his apartment. The book then concludes with Chris’s statements about America’s future with Japan.

Main characters

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Tyler James Williams as Chris Rock, th

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Julius

Julius was enamy of chris, also chris's father!

Terry Crews

Kid's question: "Can I have 11 dollars?", Parent's answer: "What you need 11 dollars for?"

Rochelle

Shes a bitch

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chrachters from everybody hates chris

Tichina Arnold

as Rochelle Rock, the intimidating sassy mother.

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she makes exaggerated threats of physical punishment.

Drew

Tequan Richmond as "Drew Rock", the middle child who is much more confident and popular than his older brother, Chris.

Tonya

youngest child and the antagonist of her older brothers.

Greg

Vincent Martella, Chris's best friend. ====Main Page

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The Narrator

Chris Rock as The Narrator (voice), a sarcastic older Chris looking back at his youth, like that of The Wonder Years.

quotes

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A description of The show by an expert

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Synopsis

Everybody hates chris is a crappy ripoff of all tv ever; it is based on chris rock's real life, evidently, some guy named Chris living in America is always managing to get his ass kicked, when he come's home his gay father, JulieAss, who married Rochelle, a naggy bitch elephant, who would give so littleno sex at night making JuliUs realize that she is 80% female (it was in the 80's so every thing is 80), would stick his penis up chris's ass instead of a boot, later his mom would cook her own poop" thats 5¢ worth sh*t, eat that" because all they had was a stolen tv from a white man(who obviously had sex with it) there wasnt much entertainment after dinner, so drew would masterbate at the window sill look at a chick pole dancing a f**king stop sign! Then chris would sexually harass their adopted white boy Greg.

School

Chris's original junior high school was corleone, which was an all white and asian. More Added to this article please!

References

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