User:Gruntled/Weaponized Dog Farts (WDFs)

Pelicans are used to produce the raw fuel used in weaponized dog fart production.

Weaponized Dog Farts (WDFs) have been around since Hector was a pup. That is to say, the were first documented being used in the Trojan War by a special forces unit, led by Hector.

See Also

• IllogiNews:Weapons grade dog farts found in Iraq
• Farting
• Fart Blast
• Speed of fart
• F.A.R.T.
• Fart