User talk:Commie Talkie

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I think you could 'Lenin' us a hand. :D Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:26, 26 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Just let me "Putin" my gloves and I'll be Stalin-glad (Stalingrad) to help you! What is it that you need a fine worker's hand for? Commie Talkie (talk) 06:29, 26 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Not sure. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:33, 26 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Not sure? Come on, comrade! Our glorious communist utopia is meant to help one another, whatever his or her issue may be. Now, why do you request a helping working hand, comrade? Commie Talkie (talk) 06:36, 26 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Actually, most of our users are capitalist. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:42, 26 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Capita-what? I'm a cnidarian! PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 11:45, 26 Arche 2016 (UTC)