User talk:Logorrealist
SPEAK.Hello...[edit source]
First off, welcome to Illogicopedia. Normally this would be followed by some sort of silly message about nouns and/or sticks and/or something about mustard, however in your case I am wondering if perhaps something more serious might be in order.
From your contributions, you are clearly familiar with at least some of Illogicopedia, or at least its users... but on the other hand, you also seem rather unfamiliar with just what the place is. Before you do anything further, perhaps some reading might be in order - be a dear and check these out:
Hopefully they might help you get on a right track... of sorts. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, just let me know, ask, or ask an admin, perhaps. Otherwise, there is something you should know about me: I hate being serious. I hate it with a tarnagling passion, and if you ever force me to be serious again, I will so steal your cat and paint it blue. You understand me? I will turn your cat blue!
Still, welcome. There may yet be a place for you here, best of luck to you and all that, but in the meantime, I need to go gnaw on some food. Cheerio. ~ 
06:10, 16 Ditzimber 2010
- And have this complimentary stick. With cheeze.--
(Talk) (Contributions) 07:56, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Err, say. I saw your Contributions and I noticed you redirected User:Secret Agent to my userpage. Are you some stalker of my Uncyclopedian ghost? And the rest, a bunch of explicit crap my eyes still burn from seeing. And Aythria deleted your crappy news article. We have standards. Low standards, but still standards. We don't care what you did last night, and I especially don't being of the Constitution Party. But hey, stick around and write random, not explicit. Oh, and someone can delete your redirect. Secret Agent is a ghost and ain't going back to Uncyc. Sorry for this incoherent rant.--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 16:34, 16 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
- Sorry about the news article. I'm still new here. --LOGORREALIST
- Eh, no worries... just don't do that again, eh? ~
22:39, 16 Ditzimber 2010
- Hey! Since when have you been an Admin, Athyria?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 01:19, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
- Since... YESTERDAY! This won't end well. ~ 01:42, 17 Ditzimber 2010
- Since... YESTERDAY! This won't end well. ~
- Hey! Since when have you been an Admin, Athyria?--
- Eh, no worries... just don't do that again, eh? ~
Odd...[edit source]
I rather like your unorthodox approach to linking your articles on your userpage. It... reminds me of a story I once wrote, in fact. It had flying potties. They went and all bashed themselves upon a mountain; such a terrible loss of lif... er... of toiletry. Will yours ever have flying potties? ~ 02:21, 5 Jeremy 2011