The chatting page. How I hate chatting.

Welcome to my talkpage! Be good and stuff.-- (Talk) (Contributions)

Welcome

And stuff.

You know? I sure don't. Anyhow, like I said, welcome to the madness. May your randoms always be blessed by some great banana... wait, bananas are actually used here. Crap, I mean waffle. Some great waffle in the sky. With cheese. Yeah. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100917 - 13:30 (UTC)

DAT USERNAME

Spammed my recent changes. --Galanoth 15:22, 17 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Mine too. On that note, a shorter one might be nice. Say, one that would tell me who you actually are... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100917 - 18:01 (UTC)

Dis better? And sorry, Lyth, but no. My identity shall remain a secret for now.--Mynameissecret 21:37, 17 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Are you that guy who recently got banned... again? Anyhow, I think it's better, yes. Thank you. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100918 - 00:42 (UTC)

Got recently banned from WHERE?--Mynameissecret 07:21, 18 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

A place. Where certain people get banned. And then come here. You know. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100918 - 08:49 (UTC)

Hm. Tell me who you think I am.--Mynameissecret 09:34, 18 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

I dunno.... I was just trying to narrow it down. Which begs the question, why the deception? Why does anyone do anything such as this? Does it make you feel clever to dislead? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100918 - 17:07 (UTC)

It's not deception, it's... ok, it's deception. But I haven't been banned from anywhere.--Mynameissecret 00:00, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I know who you are. Meeh. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100919 - 01:12 (UTC)

Ok. Who am I?--Mynameissecret 09:16, 19 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

You're a raccoon! Congratulations! Now someone upload that file. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100921 - 20:15 (UTC)

No, he is actually Who. Hence his statement, Who am I. Hoo! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:57, 23 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

I'm a Who? Like in 'Hortan Hears a Who'? Do I live on a speck of dust? What an insult.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:34, 23 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Yes. Yes, you do. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100923 - 22:08 (UTC)

Meh. That isn't very nice.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 00:33, 24 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

I can't change the facts, love. Now, a nice little bribe can make me change the logs, of course. And the logs can change the facts, but that's a whole other matter. But anyway, are you willing to pay the price? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100924 - 02:59 (UTC)

First you tell me what the price is, or there's no deal. And tell me what we're bargaining for, as well. Actually, don't. That would ruin it.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 06:24, 24 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, sorry, dear. I got sidetracked and now I don't rightly recall. I think it may have involved avocados, though. Do you like avocados? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100926 - 15:37 (UTC)

Only in guacamole. With nachos.

Maybe it was your mad Categorizing spree that set you off track. Actually, I'm pretty sure it was. Although that's not connected to avocados. Is it?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 00:30, 27 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, guacamole is good. Put it in a taco, too, no?

Hey, it wasn't that mad a categorising spree, was it? I mean, I only categorised about... 100 articles... er...

I don't think so, though there may have been... no, I don't recall any avocados in any of them. None at all. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100927 - 01:15 (UTC)

Maybe they were mutant avocados who abducted you and then brainwashed you to forget everything!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 02:05, 27 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

That sounds like a lot of extra work for... for... I can't think of any reason why they'd want to do that! AGH! They must have done it, and wiped out part of my brains in the process! *flails* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100927 - 03:01 (UTC)

Well, avocados are well known for abducting hapless humans. Kind of.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:11, 27 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Wot? Glarf, my brain died.

You, why haven't you reviewed anything lately? Slacker. *passes out on your couch* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100927 - 05:27 (UTC)

Dunno. I need a break. But I'll get back into it soon enough.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:34, 27 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Whee... still, you're still pretty much on track for keeping up with your usual... and this... yarn... is so shiny... o___O ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100927 - 06:25 (UTC)

*Yawns* Now you're just not making-*Falls asleep*-- (Talk) (Contributions) 10:40, 27 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Eh, my official excuse is inebriation. You must tell no one what actually happened, you hear? No one! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100927 - 13:27 (UTC)

Who do I know that would care anyway? Hey mum, my friend on Illogicopedia got drunk last night! See, no harm done!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 09:42, 28 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that's not it. In fact, I don't even remember what it was, so... it's all for the best. Yes. I totally did get drunk. Totally. o_O ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20100928 - 12:49 (UTC)

Good for you!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:28, 10 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Hi.

I'm too tired to actually write anything, so I've decided to come here and complain about how the template I was making just got lost because uncyclopedia died.

...okay, done complaining... I guess I'll go write something. *wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101003 - 08:50 (UTC)

Ok then.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 23:05, 3 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Because of your impeccable efforts in dlarnaggling, Athyria has decided to hug you. Subsequently, you have now been hugged. Don't forget to check your pockets so as to ensure nothing too incriminating has been inserted.

Because. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101005 - 02:57 (UTC)

Thank you.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:28, 5 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Categorising

I hereby declare myself High Empress of Categorisation. Thus, I came to complain.

Could you try to use real categories, or make them if they're not? I mean, really... *clucks irritably* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101006 - 02:21 (UTC)

Also, using appropriate edit summaries and marking minor edits would be nice, too... less clutter for recent changes, Mr. Joined With a Really Annoying Username... I'd think you'd know better by now. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101006 - 02:23 (UTC)

Well, if you never used categories that didn't exist, there would never be any new categories! We'd be stuck with the same ones FOREVER! How would you like THAT?

But I'll summarize what I'm doing from now on when I add a category.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 02:26, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Actually, better would be to add them... since you're using potentially useful ones, and all. So why don't you?

And yay! My plans to get people to do what I want are succeeding! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101006 - 02:35 (UTC)

Good for you!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 02:38, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Quite. *wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101006 - 02:42 (UTC)

Crossbow

Is probably going to be featured.

This is all your fault, you know. I had already decided to never nominate anything of my own that might succeed. But you forced my hand. You forced my hand. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101009 - 01:26 (UTC)

Ok.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 06:35, 9 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

...>.< ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101009 - 15:16 (UTC)

>.<-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:29, 10 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

It got featured. >.< Well, for tomorrow. But it's all officiallike, now. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101010 - 21:24 (UTC)

>.< How did I force your hand?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:09, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You said it wasn't good enough there, but would be here. You were implying Illogicopedia is Uncyclopedia's rubbish bin, a notion I rather dislike, so I had to get it featured there. Prove it's plenty good for Uncyclopedia, after all. And nonsense like that is plenty good, it would seem... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:19 (UTC)

I said because it failed at Uncyclopedia VFH, it wasn't good enough for feature there, but maybe as a feature HERE, because Illogicopedia has slightly lower standards. I never said anything about rubbish bins.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:22, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

No, just lower standards! Same thing! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:57 (UTC)

Yeah, but... oh, stuff it.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 09:59, 14 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

YOU HAVE A NICE FACE!

Let me inspect you. I will deal with your status when i can be bothered. Im a lazy pooman. I like your face though, the nose is upsidedowns. Can you hear my heart? It is louder than a lion.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:29, 10 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Wait, what?! Oh yeah, that duck thing.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:28, 10 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Insane Award Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

I just read your article, Bandaids. I laughed.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:37, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Waaait... that thing's a duck?! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101011 - 16:11 (UTC)

Seems so. Anyway - YAAAAAY! I'm a DUCK! I'll tell my five year old sister - she's obsessed with ducks.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:29, 11 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

yo mofo

Hi hows it goin --Flingers 21:58, 20 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Sha-sizzle, like.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 03:43, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

ARE YE TAKING THE PISS'E? --Flingers 13:02, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Whats going on with ?pedia? Its running SO slowly!! --Flingers 15:53, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

You didn't know? The server is run by a goat on a treadmill. Sometimes the goat sprouts extra appendages, see, and that's what causes the more unusual problems. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101021 - 16:16 (UTC)

Bloody Taiwanese goats!! --Flingers 16:28, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

I know! They're a pain in the ass, aren't they?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:41, 21 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Voting question

How comes people have more than 1 votes? -- 17:38, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Well, you can't vote twice on IOTM, but on voting for features you can. I'm not sure why that rule has always been used, but it definitely seems to work. And good work on your signature, too! It looks awesome!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:38, 22 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Oh tanks, the bit at the end is small and imperceptible but that's how i intended it. Its brown gobblegook text anyway -- 13:45, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

wtf Mgs 17:55, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Crap, sorry. I got mixed up and though you were putting the stub template ON. I've undone my edit, it's ok now.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 22:37, 23 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Right. Mgs 00:22, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, I've done that before. I've also thought I'd done that and then undone what I'd done before... and then realised I shouldn't have, after all... and I've done that and then done that and then... urg. I blame Mordillo. All of my horrible button problems are his fault, regardless of the fact that most of them ain't, especially the ones here because he doesn't have anything to do with them, but I still blame him! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101024 - 03:02 (UTC)

What a confusing matter.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:24, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I'll just blame Hindleyite here. Yes... everything's his fault. Here. *wanders off* ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101024 - 20:27 (UTC)

Good on you.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:29, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

floky toky pookie

noodle burgers. Eme 07:51, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

have you ever had one? I prefer them with banana sauce, but some walnut juice is nice on the side.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 09:49, 27 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

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Yeah, whatever.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:29, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

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Congratulations and inebriations

Inebriation being of import to some Canadians, I wanted to include it just in case. Congrats on your nom for that cool prize. Ain't Athyria sweet for plugging us like she did? Cheers! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 04:35, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Meh, I just like nominating everyone I can think of for these things. Sometimes it works, sometimes... it really doesn't. But you guys are great. Really... great. *attempts to hug Gruntled, (mostly because he has a more usable name) misses, and falls over* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 12 Novelniver 2010 - 17:39 (UTC)

Have you been smoking that stuff again? Or drinking that other stuff? What did I say about all of that smoking and/or drinking? *takes pain meds... relaxes... passes out... grunts...* huh? wha? Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 20:16, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but my name is more clever.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:50, 12 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Interesting... and you're probably less drugged, at that. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 14 Novelniver 2010 - 07:00 (UTC)

I would think so.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:02, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Would you? Have you any proof? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 15 Novelniver 2010 - 20:11 (UTC)

Yeah.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 21:21, 15 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Like what? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 15 Novelniver 2010 - 22:21 (UTC)

Like the fact that I've never had drugs?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:34, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Now that I have a hard time believing. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 16 Novelniver 2010 - 06:52 (UTC)

Believe me, I act way different in the real world. (Or is it the real world?)-- (Talk) (Contributions) 08:13, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Everything is as real as we make it, in a way. Granted, physics and whatnot tend to come crashing in a lot of the time, but perception is a strange thing. Like waffles... have you seen the things Americans call waffles? Yeesh.

Er, I mean, it wasn't a reference to your actions, anyhow. Most all folks use some sorts of drugs at least sometimes... like at the dentist, or for a headache, or... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 16 Novelniver 2010 - 19:17 (UTC)

So you're an American?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 19:44, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

My waffles sure ain't. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 16 Novelniver 2010 - 20:37 (UTC)

Well, that's good to here. I think the waffles here down under are ok.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 20:37, 16 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Well, that's good. You don't eat them for breakfast, do you? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 17 Novelniver 2010 - 03:46 (UTC)

Never have.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:22, 17 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad... some people do, but it's just weird. I mean, ice cream is one thing, but waffles? Really... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 18 Novelniver 2010 - 00:55 (UTC)

What made here

Hey Aaron, i'm Want FF 4 Guest work that me --Up User 05:35, 28 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

This

You're winner, too!

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

Yay! Congratulamatations! Now I don't have to vote for you this month.

And such a fitting tie, since you two are, like, amazing or something. With fish. You know the ones. The green ones. Over there. *gestures vaguely* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 1 Ditzimber 2010 - 01:47 (UTC)

Oh, and you'll probably want to go here and add a proper writeup for yourself. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 1 Ditzimber 2010 - 02:16 (UTC)

Congratulations to us! We rule and stuff. Paraquat? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:10, 2 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Yay yay yay yay. Yay!-- (Talk) (Contributions) 08:57, 11 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

MOAR DRIVEL

So, leedleleedlele. Bog a mock.

Oh, did you see the coverage of the State of the Union yet? It's a day or two late, but it's here!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 04:20, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

The message here, kids, is to not to do drugs. Although I think you worked that out already.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:23, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Wait, whuh? What are you talking about?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 04:26, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Flying dictionaries, of course. What do you think?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:31, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

I was thinking tacko salad. So, what is ye opinion on the news? And why does the forum smell like cabbage rolls? And why is this yak eating my cheeze?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 04:33, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Cheeze cheeze cheeze. Don't we all love it? Cheeze. Cheezey cheeze. Smelly glue cheese with jam.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:37, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Are you the yak eating my cheeze?--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 04:38, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Are you the yak who's on drugs? Because I'm not on drugs. No, definitely definitely, definitely, not, definitely not, no way, no, waffle cakes, table cheeze.

Have you ever eaten a yak's eyeball? Tastes like cabbage. Kind of square. You know, don't you? Know? Do you? No? Know no, do?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 04:40, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

Meh.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 04:58, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

You are a yak on drugs, aren't you?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 07:33, 28 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)

It all seems pretty clear to me. But then again, you didn't see the toasters, did you? ~ 15:49, 28 Jeremy 2011

Don't do drugs?

Then what do I do? twanks for the kind words on the goat talk page, you are a man of leisure and there sits the secret of the goat. I'm reading the above, to eat a yak's eyeballs is easy, you just bend over their face and chomp down real hard very quickly. They pop right out! Aleister 00:20 6-2-'11

Well, I hope you're happy...

Going and getting a feature on an article like that... ~ 03:13, 1 Arche 2011

Invading this talk page without even making a new section. —rms talk 20:46, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

The site is back up!!!!

Don't be sad, be glad, because Illogicopedia is back up and open for business!!!!

If Illogi leaved here tomorrow

Would you still remember it?
For Rpberto must be travelling on now
There's just too many wikis he's got to DDoS

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's free as a bird now
And this wiki you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Bye bye, baby, it's been a bitter love yeah, yeah
And though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows Roberto's to blame

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this wiki you cannot change
Lord knows It can't change
Lord, help me, It can't change

Lord, I can't change
Won't you fly high free wiki?
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Well thank goodness for that.-- (Talk) (Contributions) 05:51, 14 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

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