User talk:Quagsire

Hey there. Welcome to the Museum of Illogicality. Feel free to knock the hats off guards' heads, steal a priceless painting or two or even draw on the newly painted walls. Brace yourself for a regimented welcome message, coming soon to a user talk page near you. Well, yours, actually. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:55, 7 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Hola, and welcome? Uhm... I see...? Oh and.... Mel Gibson???--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 19:55, 20 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Welcome, Quagmire. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:33, 22 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

eh... Welll i could tell you how to make your signature cool... but ive done some of it already. well i say Go to your preferences page, and in the "nickname" box add {{nosubst|User:quagsire/sig}}. have the Raw signatures on, and Use the four tildes or signature button to use your saved signature.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:57, 31 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

things that will get you into a coma comb over

• eating 50 bananas unborn babies in 1 minute
• reading all the Harry Potter books in 1 day
• poisoned fruitcake...

--OLEELRA 22:32, 1 Ergust 2007 (UTC)