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Oh WOW!!! It's Ryan's talk page. But Ryan retired. lol no I'm back. but still go away kthx. Note to users: Talk page archived on 7 January 2013. Archive Nine is here.

Incredibowl[edit source]

It's an apparition! Great to have you back, my good man.

And now i'm going to make you feel strange and a bit old by telling you it's been been five years since Big Brrother and all that razzmatazz.--Ben Blade 08:30, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Holy crap. Thanks, I do feel old. Although maybe I am. I'm out of the teens and into the twenties. --Ryan u t c 09:08, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Everything also feels so WRONG with this account now because I actually got a legal name change. --Ryan u t c 10:06, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Might wanna ask one if any of the remaining vampires for a rename then. --Bagelman talk to me ! 11:50, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Well, most know me as Ryan now, so that might be confusing. Ryan u t c 11:55, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

OMG[edit source]

RYAN?! Are you seriously back around after three years? --Bagelman talk to me ! 11:50, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Yes, yes I am. Although it is most definitely a Soviet conspiracy. Ryan u t c 11:52, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Wow! We have so much to catch up......wait WHAT?! EVIL SOVIET AGENDA!? OH NO YOU DON'T! I WILL CAPTURE YOU WITH THE POWER OF HARD CANDY! COMMUNIST SCUM CANNOT RESIST THE ALLURE OF HARD CANDY!! Once I capture you you will tell me everything you know about your evil vile conspiracy or I WILL FORCE YOU TO LISTEN TO BAD POP MUSIC! --Bagelman talk to me ! 12:03, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Nyet, my american friend. *phases into evil commie spaceship* Ryan u t c 12:06, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
NOOOOO!!!! THE HARD CANDY HAS FAILED!? Well, reddie reddie mccommieson, you will find that we Americans are always prepared! Mr. Johnson, prepare... the PONY SPACE LASER CANNON! No commie spaceship can escape the trajectory quantum velocity of the PONY CANNON!
Any last words, socialist scum? --Bagelman talk to me ! 12:13, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Bozhe moi, not the ponies! Great Stalin save me! Ryan u t c 12:14, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Stalin cannot save you now! Muwahahah, goodbye communist!! It's a shame I've unleashed the ponies this early, if I had unleashed them after chasing you to Jupiter I could have furthered our ridciously advanced and convoluted plan to conquer Io!! It's also a shame I never got to know your real name. What is your name? --Bagelman talk to me ! 12:27, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
You may call me Sir Vladimir Ilyich Arkhipovichski XVI Sr. Ryan u t c 12:36, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Typical communist name. Well, looks like your communist and unattractive spaceship is destroyed and your evil plan thwarted. Do you have green marshmallows in evildumbstupidcommielandia or are they more of a brown with purple and yellow polka dots? --Bagelman talk to me ! 12:47, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
I believe our marshmallows are striped red and yellow. Ryan u t c 12:49, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
How pathetically stereotypical. What about your eggplant cider? Does it have bubbles in it or is it green and sexually adventurous? I'm just curious, ours if more of a brown murky opaque but it tastes awesome. --Bagelman talk to me ! 12:55, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Ours has the best bubbles and the most sexual adventures. It also has the same effect as vodka. Ryan u t c 13:00, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Bleh. Solar powered donuts are required to make vodka, and your supply of ugly racoons required to make the donuts laugh at the right temperature and pH are simply of poor quality because of the flaws of your communist economic system. No wonder you rely on perverted eggplant cider which is always too strong and gives you a rash after you're done.--Bagelman talk to me ! 13:11, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Hey hey, I never got a rash from it. Ryan u t c 13:16, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Which is why you...wait what? But how...the bottle.....and the...YOU DID TO! Bagelman talk to me ! 13:22, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
>_> Ryan u t c 13:45, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Also, Pluto is not a planet. We demoted its status specifically to insult you, your family, and your favorite slice of bread. --Bagelman talk to me ! 13:52, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
That's not what I was taught in Stalinist Astronomy class. Ryan u t c 14:00, 7 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Satanic kitchen accessories[edit source]

Implements of mockery may be used when writing anything remotely related to Satan. Careful to keep any childenses at least 6 feet away from sacrificial alters. Good luck with your chain of Waffle & Borscht eateries. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 00:08, 10 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

QD'ing[edit source]

Yeah, I cringe at most of the articles I wrote years ago too. In fact, I went on a similar QD romp last year, in which I was told that the admins prefer it if you don't blank 'em when adding the template, as tempting as it is to just get rid of it all.

At least you were never as grammatically inept as I was. --Ben Blade 11:52, 21 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

I was still 15, and that's just as bad. Also, I'll keep the whole "don't blank" thing in mind, but what's done is done, now. Thanks. --Ryan u t c 11:54, 21 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Woo~ woo~[edit source]

Seems like you've been around for a while. Old-school user, no? I'm that relatively new kid who doesn't really understand much. 'Sup? -That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 07:20, 25 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Yes, I have indeed been here since 2007. Good to see new users around really, it means the community isn't entirely dead. --Ryan u|t|c 12:02, 25 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)


That looks like a pun on Thomas Pynchon's ancestor. 05:27, 20 Octodest 2013 (UTC)