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~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

You... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:43, 21 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Generic talkpage header[edit source]

I don't even know if you check this thing ever, if you do read this I would just like to say: I have got a jar of dirt. That is all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:19, 8 Ergust 2012 (UTC)

Sense[edit source]

Loving the lack of it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:11, 7 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Bilge pump paranoia jumpies[edit source]

Don't have all your Jenkins perched among a tesseract snow job. Speak? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 23:28, 24 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

message message message[edit source]

here is your promised message, more pointless than a swimming pool in the desert. um... titanium stare bears. Enjoy! :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:10, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Geriatric welcome[edit source]

Welcome from a Yar Goony Ya Goo north of Costo Rica. <gnulp> LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 05:52, 30 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

Oh... I'm a goofy goober, yeah?... Rainbow monkeys, anyone? --Awesomedecks (talk) 08:14, 1 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
My dog Frunobulax answers to "goofy goober", among other things. I blame my wife, of course. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 20:31, 5 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Nomminah[edit source]

Hey you should put cunning linguists up for nom just to annoy gruntled. haha --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg 07:48, 1 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Oh wait I got that wrong :/ anyway hows it going? your new arnet you? --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg 07:51, 1 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Relatively. Newer than most. I just haven't been on the talk pages and such since recently. --Awesomedecks (talk) 07:58, 1 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Oh I just realised you came 2011 so that's long. well, keep contributing if you can. :D --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg 08:54, 1 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Ah yeah, I just remembered it was late 2011. Thanks for stopping by ^_^ --Awesomedecks (talk) 07:42, 2 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Annoying me will probably result in an eventual realization that annoying me is an exercise in futility. As an ordained minister of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, giving a shit about anything is mildly heretical. On the other hand, donuts... LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 20:38, 5 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Heres a picture of something that shows love towards you both, c'mere *hugs*

Goat.jpg --Fnewsig1.jpgFnewsig2.jpg 21:03, 5 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Hugs and cheese[edit source]

I don't suffer from insanity, you just suffer from over sanity. On a scale of one to fish burger how irrelevant was that to the original section header? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:18, 11 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

On a scale of none to trying-to-talk-to-me-by-whatever-means-possible, what reason do you have for editing my talkpage yet again? :P -That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 03:13, 12 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)
Just wanted to say hi. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:44, 12 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Protip:[edit source]

It is not actually all that important that you get the licensing of an image absolutely correct... In fact most of the time I wouldn't even be bothered with it. If an issue does arise whoever has an issue with it can just tell an admin to delete it. So yeah it's not really important. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:36, 24 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Uh... okay then. I'll finish my MASR article once I regain access to my laptop, then. -That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 06:38, 25 Jeremy 2013 (UTC)

Superconducting Super Collider[edit source]

Hey, I saw where you turned that skimpy article into a slightly less skimpy article. Good job. --marbury (talk) 07:50, 23 Arche 2013 (UTC)

Oh, wow, uh, thanks. I'll be doing a bit more along the way with it too. Articles love dressing up, y'know. --That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 10:12, 23 Arche 2013 (UTC)

Lady Talk[edit source]

Sure Decks, let's celebrate! I'm glad you stopped by and said Hi. It's good to know who the other women on the site are. I've noticed you are working on the Jellybeans article. For inspiration, you should watch the In Your Arms video by Kina Grannis. I've enjoyed it, and I hope you do, too.

Kate (talk) 17:41, 8 Arply 2013 (UTC)

Template[edit source]

Decks, need help with other templates? Just ask me and I may be able to crate one for you (most aren't difficult to create). For example, below:


I am considering creating other templates, as well.

Kate (talk) 14:37, 10 Arply 2013 (UTC)

winnar[edit source]

Featured Illogicopedian


This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

yaya congrats ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:06, 15 Aym 2013 (UTC)

Huahuehuahuehuahue. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 09:15, 15 Aym 2013 (UTC)
I have a somewhat awesome porch... does that count? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 16:38, 18 Aym 2013 (UTC)
I should actually meet someone awesome named Dexter at some stage, and call him Dex, or, uh, Decks. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 23:27, 19 Aym 2013 (UTC)

Personally, I like this one[edit source]

Reverse cotton candy.gif --marbury (talk) 06:45, 19 Aym 2013 (UTC)

me thinks you should be studying.......[edit source]

but then again you wont read this for several hours, but then again you should be studying when you read this anyway but then again so should I. This message is completely stupid and may self destruct. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:49, 2 Yoon 2013 (UTC)

Welcome back, too![edit source]

Welcome back dear, you haven't been around in a month yourself. Good to have you here again.

--Hey, its Kate, be friendly with me!

Ah, why thank you. ^-^ It's nice to see you're keeping up the pace with edits around here, unlike myself. The server move seems to've proven pretty beneficial what with the recent increase of user activity, yet we haven't had another IOTM in nearly half a year... What's up with thaaat? -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 12:16, 25 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Glad to see you're back. I don't believe we've spoken before. I would also like to restart IOTM (and Awesome of the Month, and VFD).  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 15:36, 25 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, I forgot about those other things, too. We haven't had anyone's articles featured in a while... -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 00:32, 26 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

Forum:Request for comment: Kate and Wackypedia[edit source]

You've been involved in the discussion of whatever it was so I thought you might like to be notified of this forum where apparently discussion is supposed to be centralised.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 19:47, 31 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

As convincing as your argument is, I don't think it's Frost and I's place to settle these things, despite the fact we were initially involved in discussing them. I'm thinking this is an issue that should perhaps be reviewed by one of the currently active admins. -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 21:00, 31 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
I'm not exactly much of an active admin, but suffice to say that brought out the wikipedian in me, which went 'whaaaat?' and then brought in the uncyclopedian, which was too lazy to do anything, so it brought in a crazy deletionist, which did what it does with everything. I apologise for the inconvenience, but I'm not sure I regret the outcome in general because seriously that was ridiculously serious. This ain't wikipedia, though there is such a thing as out of scope. -— Athyria User talk:AthyriaUser talk:AthyriaUser talk:Athyria 23:10, 31 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
Also hi, Awesomedecks. I'm not sure we've ever actually interacted. So hi, and such. -— Athyria User talk:AthyriaUser talk:AthyriaUser talk:Athyria 23:11, 31 Octodest 2013 (UTC)
I'm with the crazy lady, by which I mean the second crazy lady the day this site is as serious as wikipedia will be a sad day indeed. Move on, do other things for the site. Yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:22, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
sorry for that. I'm a total fish out of water here - everything I do seems to turn into wikipedia. I try to help out here too but this whole Kate thing got me terribly bothered and then the wikipedian in me took over. Anyway, let's try to move on from this for now, and with any luck Kate will be got to stop stressing me out, one way or the other. And I hope it isn't the other. There should be some rule against making repeated undesirable comments against other users in articles and talk pages...but...whatever. Let's try not to be like English wikipedia. I agree that it would be sad if we got like that. I don't edit there very much because it's so full of rules and arbitration cases and general red tapish things. Now on to something more interesting, shall we?  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 03:10, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
Oh, hey Athyria. In terms of something more interesting, we should reboot the VFF tradition. 'Cause everyone loves features. *cheesy thumbs-up pose* -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 05:10, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
I hear studying art is pretty interesting</subliminal messaging> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:36, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
Well excuuuuuse me but art is boring and I got five days fo' that. -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 06:24, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:54, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
Not sure if actual compliment or sarcasm... *squints* -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 12:15, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:11, 1 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Hi Awesomedecks. I'm new here. --JMD (talk) 23:16, 4 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)

Hey, JMD, glad to see we're getting a bunch of new users like yourself. Keep up the good contributions :) -That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 03:29, 5 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)

You have no idea[edit source]

Well, not actually, I mean, you have no idea how pleased I am that you left my dumb thing on top of your user page.

Also, I have to ask. What is the origin of the username Awesomedecks?

Cheers, LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 03:58, 5 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)

Interesting story, actually. Frost directed me to ?pedia back when I was obsessed with Dexter's Laboratory (hence the initial 'omelette du fromage' spam I was regrettably accountable for back when my noob levels were considerably higher). Therefore, Decks = Dex. If I'd have gotten a file some other time, my name probably would've been something completely different. That. Was. AWESOME! (talk) 04:56, 5 Jeremy 2014 (UTC)
I know how that is. I used to be Rev. Zim_ulator at Uncyc. Just prior to registering, I was addicted to Invader Zim. I still quote from it. I had also just gotten ordained by the church of the Apathetic Agnostic (about God's existence - "we don't know and we don't care"), partly in reaction against perceived wounds acquired from religions in my pursuit of things spiritual. The _ulator part is some vague notion about my simulating a reverend. Now that I've analysed it, I think I must need stronger mental health drugs. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 13:09, 26 Arche 2014 (UTC)

I thought we still had liquor?[edit source]

Thanks for your vote for ?pedian of the month. I'm so pleased to have won that I'm dizzy. Or is this just really good weed?? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 13:40, 4 Arche 2014 (UTC)

Signature[edit source]

Don't know if this matters to you, and if it doesn't feel free to ignore this, but I notice you're substing your signature rather than transcluding it which means the code spills onto the page. If you'd rather not do this, you'll have to set {{subst:nosubst|User:Awesomedecks/sig}} for your signature in your preferences. Hope that helps. If it doesn't help, you can have one of these kitten muffins I seem to have lying around.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 06:39, 26 Arche 2014 (UTC)

Just sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong. While I'm here, I may as well confess that I have a secret identity. When I apply 5 times the recommended dose of testosterone to my elbows and forehead, I become... dunh dunh dunh... Epi Man! Epi Man is all about everything, but most especially, controlled epitaxial growth on silicon wafers. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 13:09, 26 Arche 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for the tip, Flyingcatte. It appears my noobishness is still showing and it took me a second time reading that to actually understand what was going on.
Gruntled, my associate, that doesn't surprise me. I was wondering why all my mail came in pre-opened and signed 'Epi Man may or may not have been here'. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 11:21, 4 Aym 2014 (UTC)

Do you be[edit source]

Well, do ya punk?--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:42, 29 Arply 2014 (UTC)

I was wondering the same thing, but was afraid to ask. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 04:02, 30 Arply 2014 (UTC)
*phew* I have returned. And I'm quite honoured to have been addressed by the Fonchezzle. In fact, I have been, on several irregular occasions whilst forgetting to log in. Somehow I managed to mush together a bunch of words into Trying to be helpful. I forgot what that article was even comprised of, actually. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 11:24, 4 Aym 2014 (UTC)

Chesscake[edit source]

Yes it's like literally a chesscake. Man... I haven't been here in forever. Freakin' Uni. This message serves no purpose whatsoever. Bye. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:03, 18 Aym 2014 (UTC)

Playing chess with pieces of cake would be the best thing ever, that way when you take out someone else's piece you get to eat their cake.
I kinda feel sorry for the amount of essays and stuff you must have to do. All I have to do is memorise things and edit some critical study and I've been putting that off... Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 08:11, 18 Aym 2014 (UTC)
Woah woah woah... Why does that game not exist??????!!!!! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:55, 22 Aym 2014 (UTC)

Grattz[edit source]

You uh.. won. That thing. You craziman craziwoman, you.

Սrath Yoг Ҭɑгg Һabߋ ƴelli ǥosk abƄel ѵelv

Corngrattergrations! You done won That thing

You truly have problems

Display this on your userpage so everyone knows how cool you are.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:43, 18 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Awesumdex is a womanly person, you better correct yourself to craziwoman before the universe explodes with the blood and the violence and the pleeease don't hurt me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:06, 18 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
I'm not Chezzfon, but I'm not a fan of universal explosions, so I corrected it. --T3 01:15, 19 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
No need for correction; I could pass as manly if necessary.
As for the award thingy, danke schön. I honestly didn't expect to win, some of the other articles were brilliance. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 03:53, 19 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
I wonder when it would be "necessary" to pass as manly. Like, are you getting into some sitcom-esque hijinks? --T3 04:13, 19 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
wumin. WUMIN. Yeh. I particularly liked yours. They were all grand. Gratz to you, m'laydee.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:10, 21 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, congrats and stuff. But explosions are cool. It's just so fun to see all the fire and smoke and to know that you've made your mark on the world, you know? Sometimes you die in the process, but whatever. The point is to blow stuff up.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 16:31, 21 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
Ah yes, 'splosions tend to happen to me a lot as well. Plus the occasional machine-having-a-mind-of-its-own. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 04:41, 22 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Your corrupted image thing problem whatever[edit source]

Bird band.jpg

It should be fine now. @Marzipan (talk) 08:51, 21 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

Ooh, thanks. What'd you do to it? I might have been here for a few years now but I still have no idea what any of these levers do. (Hint hint: because it was tuxpaint I had to get a screencap, and the program which does that for Mac is weird and saves everything as .tiff files. Something must've went wrong with file conversion to .png) Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 14:17, 21 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)
I just saved it as a .tiff file to my computer and then converted it into a jpeg using a website and re-uploaded it. I hope it works for you now. @Marzipan (talk) 14:32, 21 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)

So I herd dat yur gedding MAREED?[edit source]

Hey guys I'm a new user here. Uh... I kinda need your guys' help on creating an article. It's on wedding. So far it's a stub, and I always get brain dead whenever I try working on it due to the lack of time I have for it. Can you please implement your expert knowledge on this ancient aboriginal ritual? I'd REALLY appreciate it. Thanks! user: Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

Do you actually speak French?[edit source]

Other than all the dex nonsense. XY007 T C 05:37, 20 Arche 2015 (GMT)

Not properly, though I took French for about a year in high school as a compulsory language course and all we really learnt was colours, grammar, something elses and how to order food. I watch French dubs of shows sometimes as well though for the heck of it. Quelle calamité. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 02:40, 22 Arche 2015 (UTC)
I speak French. Quelle calamité. 'Tis the best isn't it? XY007 T C 04:22, 22 Arche 2015 (UTC)

What badge?[edit source]

I kiwi it all to the position of something else.


XY007talkcontributions 23:36, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)

jEREMY hAS aRPLY sHOWERS[edit source]

I'm new here, homie. I go by Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive, 2+2=5, SucksAtMath, 4x4=12, Gozimnot, 1984, and You Have Not Been Paying Attention. I'm from Los Angeles, California. I'm also dedicated to all human beings.

Greetings! I am known as Decks, Awsumdex, that person who looks vaguely like Miss Calamity (maybe it's the hair), 1975, o(/ ˘⌣˘ )o and Please Pay Attention, Cathleen. Currently residing in New South Wales, Straya. Unfortunately living here does not make me Welsh. I've been on this website for a while, but not as long as those veteran types.
Now, Arply's made for showers, and maybe even monsoons... Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 02:10, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)
You noticed that New South Wales does not make you Welsh, so too Victoria does not rename you, and Queensland does not make you the queen. Also ACT does not make you the Prime Minister. As for monsoons, yes that is true, in Singapore at least... XY007talkcontributions 02:29, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Oh sorry. Greetings people: I am a human. Yes, I'm a human. I divide my time between Australia and the deepest parts of known space (which is a bit tricky) and I like cats, swimming, Pokemon, trees, and other things. XY007talkcontributions 06:22, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Awesomedecks did you listen to some Radiohead when you went to university or high school (or both)? P.S. vote for Radiohead's page to be featured article PLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!! p.p.s. I like toituls.

I have a friend who was into Radiohead (and might possibly still be). I'm still at uni but he decided not to do the tertiary study thing. We still hang out occasionally. I'll definitely consider voting your page, though. I'm sure Karma Police was a much better song than Genre Police.
P.S. Here is your kangaroo; his name is Penguin. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 03:45, 14 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I wanted a penguin named Kangaroo, I'm sorry. XY007talkcontributions 07:33, 14 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Radio Head. <--- Please desecrate that article.
Erm... I guess I'm pretty good at ruining stuff, so... if you say so? Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 11:06, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Xatseh. XY007talkcontributions 05:19, 18 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Oh, and can you please sublimate that article ---> Wedding please? Normally I'd ask Gruntled to share his fundamental knowledge of what it's like to have your life end. That's what my dad said about marriage. 2+2=5

Omelette du fromage[edit source]

What is that page referencing? XY007talkcontributions 07:34, 21 Arply 2015 (UTC)

The original 'omelette du fromage' was some meme from Dexter's Lab that was going around YouTube. I made a lame attempt at rewriting that page with a mix of generic nonsense, mangled French and allusions to mister rude. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:29, 21 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Yeah you've probably figured out what the reference is in my game show title. XY007talkcontributions 09:31, 21 Arply 2015 (UTC)
OMG AWESOMEDECKS YOU LISTEN TO KNIFE PARTY?! SO DO I! AND PENDULUM! AND MODESELEKTOR! AND DEADMAU5! Anyway, I don't have a specific genre that I like. I listen to everything except that garbage called "pop" that sis from this particular decade. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 19:45, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
I honestly can't for the life of me remember when I made a Knife Party reference on here, but yeah – I have a few of their songs which are grizzle-tastic. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 21:48, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
You commented on the Talk:Skrillex page. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 22:17, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Your assistance is needed at The BB Howse. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 01:40, 10 Aym 2015 (UTC)

De soir c'est non fait sont la voir des oranges au fromage.[edit source]

Help me with The REAL Memoirs of a foetus? Designed to succeed Testostereich. Ha hah! XY007talkcontributions 10:28, 12 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Ha ha, you're out of luck I'm not sure if I know enough about Testy Ostrich's articles to be in the loop about all this and make proper/constructive edits. Care to explain? Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 10:33, 12 Aym 2015 (UTC)
This is MY page, parodying a page made by Testostereich. It's just about what the title says. I have started it already. XY007talkcontributions 10:44, 12 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Join the Ism Party[edit source]

Please! XY007talkcontributions 03:33, 15 Aym 2015 (UTC)

I'm more of a lazy harp seal myself. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 08:56, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)
I'm pretty apathetic aswell. I was going to join the Apathy in Action party, but I decided it would be easier to make my own, so I make the rules. XY007talkcontributions 09:45, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Ask Frosty if he is willing to do some more Illogial stuff. Weasels! XY007talkcontributions 01:19, 1 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Vote for this[edit source]

Ghnoeurp? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 01:42, 6 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Thankamahoo for the kind slesture, neighbourino. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 05:42, 6 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
I was kind of hoping you would be a rebel and vote it down Decks. But I can't blame you. —Marzipan (talk) 06:51, 6 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
Someday I hope to attain that level of audacity... it's up there alongside having scrambled eggs on a Tuesday. Groundbreaking stuff. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 14:21, 6 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
I like you Decks, but don't let it go to your feet. —Marzipan (talk) 20:47, 6 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
I continue to perfect my fried rice. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 23:00, 6 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

An important question[edit source]

What's your favorite flavor of Laffy Taffy? —Marzipan (talk) 09:17, 8 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Never heard of it. Not in Australia. So Awesomedecks probably hasn't heard of it either? XY007talkcontributions 09:58, 8 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
It's like salt water taffy for white trash. It mostly comes in fruit flavors. Do they have Airheads in Australia? Airheads are kind of similar. —Marzipan (talk) 10:12, 8 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
I've heard of Laffy Taffy but haven't tried one as of yet, though I think they sell them in those UK/US import lolly shops. Airheads look familiar to me but apparently they don't sell them here, so I've probably seen them lurking about in those stores too. Reese's miniatures are good, though. We don't really have much of our own confectionery besides, uh, Allens... Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 15:11, 8 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
And The Natural... XY007talkcontributions 22:59, 8 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
The British Lolly Shop in Sydney continues to sell nice stuff. But I don't go there often, being Victorian and all... XY007talkcontributions 23:00, 8 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Vote for this[edit source]

Do it! Now! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 19:10, 10 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

I only just managed — I've been lost in the house of cacti all day. Darn that sea urchin's marketing schemes. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 09:12, 11 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Good Fjord Almighty![edit source]

I just discovered that Illogicopedia has an official Skype account. It says it's from Great Britain, so it was likely to have been Hindleyite who set it up. Cheese. Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 19:51, 27 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

IllogiReals[edit source]

I am writing some new articles like Centrifugal force. Check them out! XY007talkcontributions 00:12, 9 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Ooh, did that article come around due to the bunch of references and red links I made to it on some older articles? Thanks for carrying out the doide. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 03:20, 9 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Doide = deed? XY007talkcontributions 05:39, 9 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Indoide. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 07:00, 9 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Thoit ois ointoiroistoing. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 07:37, 9 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Not all your articles are stupid[edit source]

No, really, no. Some of your articles are quite good. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:24, 25 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Just thought it was funny is all. Stupidity is the fuel to Illogicopedia's plane; the juice to its pineapple. :)
(I guess what I'm really trying to say is: have you ever been to a German restaurant and had those bread dumplings which are actually made from crumbly stale bread that's been boiled and stuck back together, and it still tastes amazing? It's a bit like that.) Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 05:39, 25 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
OK. Do you care to make an IllogiBusiness? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 10:08, 30 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

A one-sentence comment[edit source]

This? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:57, 2 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Paperclips[edit source]

OK, so, I have determined that you qualify for Order of the Paperclip second class with all qualifiers except vital articles. If you can show me how to find out how many vital articles you've contributed, you get the award. Plus, you get something I'll invent for you. Something about helping me out or being helpful in general, with some weird bent, of course. Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 12:33, 4 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

My vitals so far are backgammon, galaxy and electronic music. I'll let you be the judge of whether they're good enough by quality. Being helpful is great, especially when you get to lead people to the wrong airport gate several times. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 00:12, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
You win! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 11:47, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Stick this on your user page somewhere. With pride, of course. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 12:03, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Dex badge one.gif As promised. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 12:05, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Whoa, this is an incredibly nice (and shiny) gesture. I'm humbled to say the least. Thank you very much, Zimni Cricket. I suppose now I should get about to re-organising the basement– uh, user page. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 14:09, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
You're welcome, friend. I am so pleased to have pleased you with such a small gesture. I worry that you are humbled... is portends deep psychological weirdness. Oh, wait... that's good! Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 17:11, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Dunno if you are familiar with the cartoon '"South Park". "Respect mah authoritah!" is something Cartman likes to say. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 18:14, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Indeed. I made a deal with the crab people quite some time ago. Forgot exactly what it entailed, but I think they're after me now because I haven't paid my penance to them yet. Eh, might as well leave them the votive multi-armed ghost and see if they take it as a sign of surrender. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:16, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Fortunately, crab people are easily dispatched with batteries. Throw batteries at them, and they'll melt. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 03:41, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Random comment[edit source]

That is um-correct. Melbourne music is actually made in a sweatshop in the Philippines. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:16, 5 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Ever been on IRC, Mr. Decks? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:25, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
I actually tried going on there recently as 'macadamoiselle' but, being on a tablet, I couldn't see who was online and who wasn't, besides that RAHB guy. Would this Mr Decks be a mechanical bird companion or a mysterious coloured front porch builder from the land of Dillydale? As some people might already know, I'd be more of the type to be Calamity.
Also, have you played Pretend You're Xyzzy before? Most of the humour in that game is try-hard edgy stuff but I've made my own (stupid) expansion packs that I throw around the place sometimes. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:49, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Sasha: He is unfed. Viktor: Damnation! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 01:27, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC) I'm not sure if you read that as 'unf'd' or as 'un-fed.'
Is this a Full Metal Alchemist reference or something? My partner was/is into the animoose and had to explain that stuff to me because jokes about it kept showing up on the internet. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 01:49, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
No, see this. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 03:45, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Collabs[edit source]

What about Singular ways to Die? The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 11:35, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Aw man, I never thought about that one. I'll go add that now. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 12:37, 6 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Letters and numbers is a TV show, you mink. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 00:29, 7 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

*throws Jelly at Awesomedecks*[edit source]

blurtlenurp. —Frosty 03:41, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, you haven't missed out on much around here, honestly... Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 04:29, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Actually, only about three things have happened since the beginning of the year. Firstly, Big Brrother 2015, Secondly, a new influx of vanity, and thirdly, the political revival. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 05:43, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Did you know...[edit source]

...that I wrote this for you? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 21:57, 24 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Ah yes, I remember it well. I took it as quite the compliment coming from you. But perhaps I'd be more likely to construct an emergency hole in the ground than a bong shelter. Hmm... cliff houses aren't exactly the best for protection from edible projectiles. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 02:23, 25 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Given the choice, yes. I have you in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where only bongs are available. Cheers, it is indeed a compliment. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:55, 25 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

Adding it[edit source]

There's a flash of light, and then that pencil walks out. He's holding a bottle of CDs, and raw mango caramels from Bali.

Anyway, I'm not making it on Cardcast because I don't have a Gmail account. The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 10:43, 8 Octodest 2015 (UTC)

Excuse the impulsive behavior of my assistant[edit source]

He does these things without notifying me. No after what, you are not associated with DARK. I apologize on his behalf. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 06:31, 4 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, I figured that much. No need to apologise. Guess he took a wrong turn at Tahiti. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 07:47, 4 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Lol[edit source]

Here you go:

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*.

This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course):

  • If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal.
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  • If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart.
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--(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 20:15, 16 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Nice to see you[edit source]

...poking around here. How's things, o skilled illogician of great renown? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 14:11, 1 Aym 2016 (UTC)

I'm a little slow on the upkeep, but otherwise pretty good. Glad to see you're still kickin' here as well. You've got some nice content going. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 12:41, 2 Aym 2016 (UTC)
I've been generating content, too! *whimpers* Anyway, becasue I have generated such amazing content, can you please VOTE for Foals? Thank you! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:53, 18 Aym 2016 (UTC)

A terrible show? Anything to get my mind off of the country that turned its back on me and my people.[edit source]

Please. Before I take to the streets in a blind rage. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:13, 10 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

There will be reptiles[edit source]

Good to see you pop in, O thee of such Awesomeness and Dexterity to behold! I have to go do some dishes, so... see you again soon? Cheers! LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 14:03, 10 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Das sache[edit source]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 01:20, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)