An artist's impression of future terrorist methods

How do I shot tourists?

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Those filthy terrorists! Let's burn an effigy of Wal-Mart! Does anyone have a full-scale plushie effigy of a Wal-Mart supermarket?

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Thanks Ted. I mean Kohbar. Can I just ask why you had this in your pocket?

And now onto our culture section, with Shilpa Shetty.

Mr. T dominating the earth through fear with rad dance moves

BURN CULTURE![edit | edit source]

Dirka Dirka! Mangetout! Va va voom!

Here is your typical german terrorist falling over. Luckily, the basement broke her fall.

THROUGH DEATH!

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